We’d probably be a lot better at controlling our vomit if we did it as often as we pooped.

https://redd.it/1ok776b

If you doubled in height while maintaining the same proportions, you would need to be eight times stronger.

https://redd.it/1okb0hm

Since human body is 65% oxygen by weight and since oxygen is formed in the cores of stars, there is a chance you met someone whose body oxygen also came from the same star. Maybe that’s what soulmates are.

https://redd.it/1okd4tn

You are nothing more than a mouse in a maze to your GPS. "Hey, let's send this guy down a side road and see what happens!"

https://redd.it/1okhb2x

Married people have, on average, twice as many family emergencies.

https://redd.it/1olgfm2

In a world without fear, our legends and epics would not have monsters, and therefore, probably no heroic underdogs.

https://redd.it/1olhhdt

Leaving up Christmas decorations outside is more acceptable than leaving up Halloween decorations.

https://redd.it/1olh3tk

Rattlesnakes have cautionary tails.

https://redd.it/1om32q2

Every person is the physical manifestation of a sex session.

https://redd.it/1om5h5l

I don't trust the authenticity of any media produced after November 30, 2022.

https://redd.it/1ojfc51

There are people who read the posts in LinkedIn.

https://redd.it/1omt4rf

Red and blue temperature indicators match the colours our skin turns at those extremes.

https://redd.it/1omw9ge

The longer you don’t pee, the longer you’ll pee.

https://redd.it/1omzs5i

We are as far from the end of World War II as the end of World War II was from the end of the Civil War.

https://redd.it/1on3hae

Halloween is the one day where it is fine for kids to accept candy from strangers.

https://redd.it/1on1lra

Your towel’s the only piece of cloth that touches almost every inch of your body.

https://redd.it/1on9e4l

A generator is essentially just a seated pair of copper wire spools rotated by an outside force; therefore, Bronze-age civilizations possessed the technological infrastructure to invent electricity.

https://redd.it/1onsfjr

By now there has to be a bot that posts “dead internet theory” comments on posts about dead internet theory.

https://redd.it/1oo18hz

When you slap a mosquito that had just landed on you and it shows blood, it's likely to be another person's blood.

https://redd.it/1oo5689

There are probably a lot of good social media names that were taken by bots and scammers.

https://redd.it/1on1eu6