Signed Metallica vinyl, in a river
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My fridge came with a little pamphlet that indicates where the random sounds come from
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The ladder the thieves use to stole Napoleon jewelries at the Louvre today
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The way they have these signs written in this public bathroom
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Unhappy coffee
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There's a mall restaurant in the Philippines called Orange Brutus.
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Two Bears, One Dumpster
https://redd.it/1oawvc6
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Someone is stealing turf from my local council park
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I got them to open the 4 inch closet
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My Trader Joe’s sells fertilized eggs in the eggs section
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Won every spot on a scratch off
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