The fact that 9' 6" is both incorrect and correct that the same time
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My French fry was growing before it was cooked
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My store brand acetaminophen has name brand Tylenol mixed in
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A cool thing about the area I live in, I get to see one of the two remaining airworthy WW2 Avro Lancaster's left in the world fly over my house every weekend in the summer.
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This Louisiana hot sauce is a product of the UAE
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There is a crow that has been bringing me TOYS for about 3 months now, this is my collection so far
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My cousin's old report card from primary school rated personal appearance
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This gourd I picked up looks like a bird.
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Garlic bulb I peeled was one whole piece and uniformly satisfying.
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My brother made some “pork,” but I think he accidentally cooked a tortoise head.
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The label on this bottle of wine is actually a very thin slice of wood.
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Uber has 51 million ABC Liquor points this year
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The algae in my sea monkey tank is growing like a tree
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My apple had a pattern inside when I cut it
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My mug blatantly lied about what it is
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a NASA Snoopy pin I found at an estate sale
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Round ended keys can be used to get trolleys when you forget a pound coin
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My apple has a self portrait
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This “Mexican” cola has an intentionally crooked nutrition facts to mimic a sticker on real imported food
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The switches on the socket in a hospital are at the far ends to prevent you switching off the wrong one by accident.
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