My hotel had a 13th floor and I had the 13th room
https://redd.it/1o311iv
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Service Animal Sign Explicitly Allows Miniature Horses
https://redd.it/1o359la
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Mutant Haribo I pulled from my star mix
https://redd.it/1o35jt8
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Seen hanging in a Las Vegas steakhouse..
https://redd.it/1o3872e
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My earbud case has been dyed blue from being in my jeans pocket
https://redd.it/1o3391b
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My potato chip has a perfect circle cut in it
https://redd.it/1o3bbtn
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One of the colors in my eyeshadow palette warns against using it around your eyes.
https://redd.it/1o3baio
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Just bought a house. Basement includes a Dyson hand dryer.
https://redd.it/1o3dzy4
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Came home to a new county provided sign in the yard...just one small issue...tread lightly
https://redd.it/1o3i9si
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Unopened 40 year old bottle of Coke in my Great grandmother’s basement
https://redd.it/1o3fhbx
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Cat knocked a beer over and the bubbles look like a paw print
https://redd.it/1o3e3y5
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My mom just offered me hand sanitizer that expired in 2012.
https://redd.it/1o3jnlv
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Near perfect round stone I found
https://redd.it/1o3r6o1
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Blue whale rib bone.
https://redd.it/1o3sa1q
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Spider bite on my neck (I’m in Australia)
https://redd.it/1o3tizv
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My eggs were iridescent this morning
https://redd.it/1o3wqb8
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Freaky mangoes
https://redd.it/1o3y23z
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Kroger brand unsalted butter has a blue label on the box, and red on the stick, and vice-versa.
https://redd.it/1o3z2vn
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It was 77° when I hit 77,777mi on my odometer
https://redd.it/1o3zdf8
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Oblong lime crossection
https://redd.it/1o419mr
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