Prawn in my Rice is green.
https://redd.it/1o4e6kh
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The local Chinese food's Caller ID associates my phone number with a now closed liquor store that I worked at part time over a decade ago.
https://redd.it/1o4d9ff
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My car dealership mailed me an oil filter as an incentive to bring the car in for service.
https://i.imgur.com/kxSns4O.jpeg

https://redd.it/1o4fmyi
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This pet food that is chicken flavour says it’s made from real fish
https://redd.it/1o4htjg
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Left a glass of squash out overnight. Two slugs drowned in it.
https://redd.it/1o4jwpb
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Sugar cane juice sold in sugar cane-like container
https://redd.it/1o4ih97
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3 different lengths of cheese from the same package
https://redd.it/1o4obdu
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Sweater from thrift shop made of possum fur
https://redd.it/1o4lx89
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A carton built for 2 eggs
https://redd.it/1o4r1sy
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I Just realized that my ears are jagged around the edges
https://redd.it/1o4vlbz
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My mother in law’s kitchen scrub looks like the Discord logo
https://redd.it/1o4vt3k
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The pattern left in my dad's mug after 4 years of stirring.
https://redd.it/1o4x4kw
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Henry Kissinger’s headstone (or lack thereof)
https://redd.it/1o50kaw
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I have a single hair that is much thicker & wirey than any other strand on my head
https://redd.it/1o50408
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This beard hair of mine has 6 hairs growing out of one follicle
https://i.imgur.com/UsyFosY.jpeg

https://redd.it/1o502hy
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My hotel in Japan has a Christmas tree with Halloween decorations
https://redd.it/1o536uf
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Yoni egg found in a creek at Sedona
https://redd.it/1o564tk
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My single mother bought this townhouse 05 I grew up in this house live here till now and I just found out yesterday. There is a air filter in the furnace. Yes you got that right 20 years of the same filter. I just changed it today. Oh my God I can’t believe we’ve been breathing this air for 20 years
https://redd.it/1o57d5d
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I popped a huge pimple that turned out to be an ingrown nose hair that worked its way to the outside and shot out
https://redd.it/1o57bof
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Since I was a kid I’ve been able to fold my ears inside themselves
https://redd.it/1o58lre
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