'Hans, it's the strangest thing. One minute I'm knackered, the next I feel like I can defeat the French in six weeks!'
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JibJab Parody: “We Are The Ancient World”
Sumerian
There comes a time when we need a certain call
Sumerians
When the world must be conquered by one
Sumerian Woman
There are people dying
Assyrian
Because it's time to bend and end some lives
Assyrians
And make the greatest kingdom of all
Ancient Egyptian Woman
We can't go on slavin’ day by day
Ancient Egyptian Man
While some outside empire arrives and decides to invade
Ancient Egyptian Priest
We're all a part of the gods great big plan indeed
Ancient Greek Man
And the thing is
Whoever is the victor writes what we need
Ancient Roman Emperor
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
Ancient Gaul
There's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
Romans & Gauls
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
Assyrian
Well, rip them apart so we’ll know we won fair and square
Assyrians
And our lives will be stronger and free
Ancient Seer
As my vision has shown us, millions will be enslaved or dead
Hittite
And so we all must make sure that we’re not next
Ancient Chinese Emperor
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
Ancient Chinese Peasant
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
Ancient Hebrew
There's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
Philistine
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
Ancient Greek Man
When you're societies dead and out
And there seems the golden age is gone
Celtic Man
But if you just fight and ambush
Your enemies will soon fall
Celtic Woman
Well, well, well
Let's realize, oh, that survival can only come
When we
Celts
Band together as one
Celtic Woman
Ah,ah, ah!
All Ancient People
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
Oh, there's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building…
(Text appears and says “Everyone's ancestors would be seen as monsters today. It was a different time…a very different time.”)
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JibJab Parody: “We Are The Ancient World”
Sumerian
There comes a time when we need a certain call
Sumerians
When the world must be conquered by one
Sumerian Woman
There are people dying
Assyrian
Because it's time to bend and end some lives
Assyrians
And make the greatest kingdom of all
Ancient Egyptian Woman
We can't go on slavin’ day by day
Ancient Egyptian Man
While some outside empire arrives and decides to invade
Ancient Egyptian Priest
We're all a part of the gods great big plan indeed
Ancient Greek Man
And the thing is
Whoever is the victor writes what we need
Ancient Roman Emperor
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
Ancient Gaul
There's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
Romans & Gauls
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
Assyrian
Well, rip them apart so we’ll know we won fair and square
Assyrians
And our lives will be stronger and free
Ancient Seer
As my vision has shown us, millions will be enslaved or dead
Hittite
And so we all must make sure that we’re not next
Ancient Chinese Emperor
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
Ancient Chinese Peasant
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
Ancient Hebrew
There's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
Philistine
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
Ancient Greek Man
When you're societies dead and out
And there seems the golden age is gone
Celtic Man
But if you just fight and ambush
Your enemies will soon fall
Celtic Woman
Well, well, well
Let's realize, oh, that survival can only come
When we
Celts
Band together as one
Celtic Woman
Ah,ah, ah!
All Ancient People
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building
Oh, there's no choice we're making
We're saving only our lives
It's true we'll make a better place
Just you and me
We are the ancient world
We are the first children
We are the ones who make a civilization
So, let's start building…
(Text appears and says “Everyone's ancestors would be seen as monsters today. It was a different time…a very different time.”)
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It's amazing how the Polynesians were chilling on their tropical paradises, while literally everything happening around in the rest of the world.
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