These emergency powers are here to stay for a while, because they’re worried that the protests might start again. What we’re seeing is emergency powers being enacted for thing that have yet to come to pass. Absolutely fucked, no way it ends well

>volunteer for random survey
>answer “not sure/ neutral” on every question

The only requirement to come to my funeral is you have to accuse at least one other person there of murdering me

Obviously it’s a very complicated issue, but I’m gonna have to go team Russia for a few reasons. I like having a strong white superpower right beside China, and that’s the main reason. I also hate the blue hats and NATO and they support Ukraine. Unfortunately for them, I actually hate the antichrist so that’s another point for Russia. Finally, I asked out a Ukrainian girl in junior high and she said no, so I hope her hometown gets turned into a crater.

I just hope everyone has fun

I just got a strike on my personal Instagram account for commenting “ew” under someone’s post lmao

Russian women are more attractive than Ukrainian women, that’s all you need to know before you pick a side

If only the avengers were real :(
They could stop Putin

Every time I put out an unfiltered schizophrenic string of thought into this channel, whoever reads it has 1 IQ point siphoned from their brain into mine

The easiest way to tell if someone is retarded is if they’ve ever said “long COVID.” They can never tell you what long covid is, but they’re like “yea 99.97% of cases are mild but what about long COVID????? What about the children??? Ages 5-11 need 4 doses!”

If Putin was smart he’d hire schizophrenic racist telegram users to make hyperborean pro-Russia edits of Little Dark Age and various Abba songs

If your girlfriend cuts her hair below her collar, just break up with her

Imagine not believing rocks have healing powers

Crack rock*

Key lime pie is a dessert for poor people, all true Hyperborean’s and schizophrenics hate key lime pie

If a girl posts a picture set and it’s only pictures of her in groups and none alone, it’s safe to assume she’s the ugly one

Another long day finished, time for my midnight snack (four hard-boiled eggs and six cigarettes)