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Kid who's fresh to TG: why is everyone offline?π€They never got online!
Everyone in his contact wz last seen recently: you wouldn't get it!ππ
Everyone in his contact wz last seen recently: you wouldn't get it!ππ
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*Celebrating Easter wz Famly
One family nigga: α₯αΊ! ααα½αα α αα α₯ααα£α£α½ α αα α α΅ααααΆ αααα ααααα΅ ααα α«αα£ stagu open αα!
Everyone at z holiday:π
One family nigga: α₯αΊ! ααα½αα α αα α₯ααα£α£α½ α αα α α΅ααααΆ αααα ααααα΅ ααα α«αα£ stagu open αα!
Everyone at z holiday:π
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Power: *goes off for 3 hours
......
My phone: β’I'm once again asking for your electrical support
......
My phone: β’I'm once again asking for your electrical support
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* 2 weeks in home
Sister: α α₯α΅α² α α₯α²α±α α£ααα! α₯α α₯α΅α¨α α½αα©αα±α ααα°α!
Me: easyπͺ, just wait me..
*Mean while
Sister: α¨α¨α°α..?
Me: Yea..it was simple..I just exposed it in 2 sec..π
Sister: π
Sister: α α₯α΅α² α α₯α²α±α α£ααα! α₯α α₯α΅α¨α α½αα©αα±α ααα°α!
Me: easyπͺ, just wait me..
*Mean while
Sister: α¨α¨α°α..?
Me: Yea..it was simple..I just exposed it in 2 sec..π
Sister: π
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Q. What make Turkey films somewhat famous?
A. Their soundtrack bruh, soundtrack.
β’No matter what, you will Love
their soundtrackππ
A. Their soundtrack bruh, soundtrack.
β’No matter what, you will Love
their soundtrackππ
W H I M S Y_Humour
πΆπΆππ
*ππ* those G(old) good days!
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*Me,just scrolling down over
memes*
Crush: I love you
Me: π really..? Right just before i was gonna say you..
Crush: wrong number! LoL
Me: *she had me in the first half, not gonna lieπ
πΆπΆ
memes*
Crush: I love you
Me: π really..? Right just before i was gonna say you..
Crush: wrong number! LoL
Me: *she had me in the first half, not gonna lieπ
πΆπΆ
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*Me, In the room wz Friends*
Me: *silently* farts, thinking they ain't heard..
Them: *ππ*all of'em fart..
Me: *they had me in the first half, not gonna lie..
Me: *silently* farts, thinking they ain't heard..
Them: *ππ*all of'em fart..
Me: *they had me in the first half, not gonna lie..
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Mom: don't worry, I won't beat you if you tell the truth
9 y'o Me: *fearing* tells the truth
Mom: *you are accused of anti-soviet behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot
9 y'o Me: *fearing* tells the truth
Mom: *you are accused of anti-soviet behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot
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Mom: *sends me to the market so i would buy joliejuice
9 y'o me: *goes, buys and baked
Mom: where's it..?
Me: *fearing* I don't know if you want to hear this but... it's been strayed offπ
Mom:*hitting bluntπ* get ur month out..!
Me,*The shameless kid: π
9 y'o me: *goes, buys and baked
Mom: where's it..?
Me: *fearing* I don't know if you want to hear this but... it's been strayed offπ
Mom:*hitting bluntπ* get ur month out..!
Me,*The shameless kid: π
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Uncle: *buys me and my sister a long biscuitb so we would share it equally
Me: I take the biggest
Sis: hell, nah, I take
*Meanwhile
Sis: okay, ima divide it fairly
Me: *suspectingπ* okay
Sis: *divides it
*5sec later
Me: α₯α!
Mom: αα!
Me: α£ααα α¨ααα½α αα΅ααα« α α α₯αα΄?
Me: I take the biggest
Sis: hell, nah, I take
*Meanwhile
Sis: okay, ima divide it fairly
Me: *suspectingπ* okay
Sis: *divides it
*5sec later
Me: α₯α!
Mom: αα!
Me: α£ααα α¨ααα½α αα΅ααα« α α α₯αα΄?
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*on ma friend's birthday*
His family,including him about to take a pic: * are we good?
Me: ππ
Momπ§, who they pissed off of the pic telling her it's families pic: α αα° illuminatiα α, α α³ααα΅α?
His family,including him about to take a pic: * are we good?
Me: ππ
Momπ§, who they pissed off of the pic telling her it's families pic: α αα° illuminatiα α, α α³ααα΅α?
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5 year old me: *shits on my self
Also me: *looks at my mom so she will wipe itππ€·ββππ
Also me: *looks at my mom so she will wipe itππ€·ββππ
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Me: *telling i lost '200br' she gave me to buy 'α¨195br' α³αα*
Mom:α¦α΅αα ααα°α΅! α°α α α.
*After some mins*
Me: card ααα α₯α α΅αͺα?
Mom: α α α΅α 5br ααα΅,αα!
Me:
Mom:α¦α΅αα ααα°α΅! α°α α α.
*After some mins*
Me: card ααα α₯α α΅αͺα?
Mom: α α α΅α 5br ααα΅,αα!
Me:
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Literally nobody:
8 years old me: α£α α±α α¨α₯α α³α¦ α α?
the α£α α±α :α α
me: α΅αα΅ αα?
the α£α α±α : π€¦ββ
πππππ
@restlessbraincells
8 years old me: α£α α±α α¨α₯α α³α¦ α α?
the α£α α±α :α α
me: α΅αα΅ αα?
the α£α α±α : π€¦ββ
πππππ
@restlessbraincells