Ustoz Shifu 👊

Sms yozganingda smsni ochib o'qib, lekin yarim soatdayam javob yozmaydigan odamni tefalni ichiga solib suv solmasdan knopkasini bosib qo‘ysangda😏

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Ustoz Shifu 👊

Nola kunam namekunad
Shifu kanali “Nomer 1” hamisha...

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Ustoz Shifu 👊

Abituriyentlar shu yerdamisizlar😁

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Ustoz Shifu 👊

Sevgilim soch uchin barmoqqa o‘rar
Mendan nozlanib, ohista so‘rar:
- Sevasizmi meni, jonu jahonim?
Shifu der: “Sevaman, albatta, jonim”.

Shodlanib, istakka etadi jazm:
- Men uchun Shifu kanalin yoping, azizim...
- Yopaman mayliga, xursand bo‘lsang, bas,
Hech bir odat sendan afzalroq emas...

Yanada quvonib etadi davom:
- Nahot qizlar bilan suhbatlashishni ham tashlaysiz tamom?
- Ha, tark etgum ushbu yomon qiliqni,
Tutgan kabi bo‘lding tillo baliqni.

- So‘rasam, olmasin malol dilingiz,
Berasizmi menga topgan pulingiz?
- Topganim seniki, olaver barin,
Sendan ortiq ko‘rmam bu dunyo zarin.

- Muncha ham yaxshisiz, saxiy naqadar,
Jon ham berasizmi so‘rasam agar?
- Jonimni ol, menda to‘xtasin yurak,
Axir, bunday hayot kimga ham kerak?!

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Ustoz Shifu 👊

Agar men akamning sevgan qizini onamga aytmoqchi boʻlsam akamning qarashlari😂

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Ustoz Shifu 👊

Adminni surishtirib yurgan qizlarga: men sochlariga oq tushgan yoqimtoygina bolaman.

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Puling bilan kel😁

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Game over😂

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😂😂

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Ustoz Shifu 👊

Shunaqalarni kislorodsiz xonaga qamab qo‘ysangda😏

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Qorin qo‘yishning yagona foydasi😂

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Uchishga o‘rgatmoqda😂

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Salm 😂

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Reklama 15 pro max ultra😂

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Ustoz Shifu 👊

Yuqori qavatga muzlatgich olib chiqayotgan ikkita Artel ishchisining suhbati:
- Senga bitta yaxshi, bitta yomon xabarim bor.
- Yaxshisidan boshlayqol.
- Hozir 14-qavatga yetdik, yana 2 ta qavat qoldi.
- Yomonichi?
- Adashib boshqa podezga chiqibmiz

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