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🀣176😁53πŸ’―16πŸ‘7πŸ”₯4πŸ€”3🐳3❀1
Nola kunam namekunad
Shifu kanali β€œNomer 1” hamisha...


@Shogird_Panda
🀣140πŸ‘21😁11❀6πŸ”₯6πŸ€·β€β™‚4🀨4🐳1
Abituriyentlar shu yerdamisizlar😁

@shogird_panda
😁187🀣144😒22πŸ‘10πŸ’―9❀3πŸ•Š2
Sevgilim soch uchin barmoqqa oβ€˜rar
Mendan nozlanib, ohista soβ€˜rar: 
- Sevasizmi meni, jonu jahonim?
Shifu der: β€œSevaman, albatta, jonim”. 

Shodlanib, istakka etadi jazm:
- Men uchun Shifu kanalin yoping, azizim...
- Yopaman mayliga, xursand boβ€˜lsang, bas,
Hech bir odat sendan afzalroq emas... 

Yanada quvonib etadi davom:
- Nahot qizlar bilan suhbatlashishni ham tashlaysiz tamom?
- Ha, tark etgum ushbu yomon qiliqni,
Tutgan kabi boβ€˜lding tillo baliqni.

- Soβ€˜rasam, olmasin malol dilingiz,
Berasizmi menga topgan pulingiz?
- Topganim seniki, olaver barin,
Sendan ortiq koβ€˜rmam bu dunyo zarin. 

- Muncha ham yaxshisiz, saxiy naqadar,
Jon ham berasizmi soβ€˜rasam agar?
- Jonimni ol, menda toβ€˜xtasin yurak,
Axir, bunday hayot kimga ham kerak?!

@Shogird_Panda
🀣210😁26πŸ‘17😎9πŸ”₯6🀩4πŸ’―3
Agar men akamning sevgan qizini onamga aytmoqchi boΚ»lsam akamning qarashlariπŸ˜‚

@Shogird_Panda
🀣176😁39πŸ‘7πŸ’―5❀3
Adminni surishtirib yurgan qizlarga: men sochlariga oq tushgan yoqimtoygina bolaman.

@shogird_panda
🀣195😁26πŸ‘11πŸŽ…9🀨6πŸ€”3πŸŽ‰3⚑2🀩2πŸ•Š1πŸŽ„1
Puling bilan kel😁

@ayamdi_gaplari
🀣202😁22πŸ‘7⚑5❀2πŸ•Š1
😁109🀣71πŸ’―21πŸ‘6❀3πŸ€·β€β™€1
Game overπŸ˜‚

@Shogird_panda
🀣198😁16πŸ‘3πŸ”₯3πŸ’―3πŸ€·β€β™€2❀1
🀣151❀35😁24πŸ‘17πŸ”₯6πŸ€”3🐳2🀨2😒1
🀣214😁28🀨4πŸ“3πŸ‘2
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Shogird_panda
🀣200😁22πŸ‘4πŸ”₯1🀨1
Shunaqalarni kislorodsiz xonaga qamab qoβ€˜ysangda😏

@shogird_panda
🀣179😁53πŸ’―37🀨17πŸ‘14😒10πŸ€·β€β™€8πŸ“3πŸŽ…3πŸ”₯1πŸ‘€1
🀣202😒20😁13πŸ‘6❀3🀩3
Qorin qoβ€˜yishning yagona foydasiπŸ˜‚

@shogird_panda
😁164🀣106πŸ‘22πŸ₯°4🐳4πŸ”₯3🀩3πŸ’―3⚑2β˜ƒ1πŸ•Š1
Uchishga oβ€˜rgatmoqdaπŸ˜‚

@Shogird_panda
🀣215😁21πŸ‘4πŸ”₯3πŸŽ„3❀2β˜ƒ2⚑2πŸ₯°2
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😁86❀26😒12🀨8πŸ‘7πŸ’―4πŸ•Š2🀩1
Salm πŸ˜‚

@Shogird_panda
🀣239😁85😒18πŸ€·β€β™€3πŸ€·β€β™‚2πŸ‘2❀1πŸ‘€1
Reklama 15 pro max ultraπŸ˜‚

@shogird_panda
🀣342😁22🀨11πŸ€”5πŸ€·β€β™‚2❀2πŸ‘2πŸ”₯1πŸ•Š1🐳1πŸ’―1
Yuqori qavatga muzlatgich olib chiqayotgan ikkita Artel ishchisining suhbati:
- Senga bitta yaxshi, bitta yomon xabarim bor.
- Yaxshisidan boshlayqol.
- Hozir 14-qavatga yetdik, yana 2 ta qavat qoldi.
- Yomonichi?
- Adashib boshqa podezga chiqibmiz

@Shogird_panda
🀣211😁32πŸ‘6❀4😒4πŸŽ…2πŸ€”1
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