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If Captain Underpants (from the children's series by the same name) were a woman instead of a man, it would not be considered suitable for children and likely never get published.
When people use Google, it's Googling. When people use Edge, it's Edging.
One of the most important lessons you can learn early is that just because someone does something for a living doesn’t mean they are good at it.
Funeral workers are probably the only people who get buried at their workplace.
With the amount of elite people Scooby Doo and the gang have foiled it’s amazing no one has taken them out yet to silence them.
People swallow tiny bits of themselves (and each other) all the time. Therefore, the taboo of cannibalism isn't about whether or not you eat human; it's about how much human you eat.
A group chat named after you is the one you’re least likely to be in.
Humans are the pinnacle apex predator on the planet and yet the majority of us would not be able to survive in nature for more than a few weeks.
Anything you've ever done is a canonical part of human history.
I’ve never seen a food truck gassing up at a gas station
If knowledge is power, how come that idiots are in charge of the world?
It’s interesting that most people view red and blue as opposites, even though they aren’t opposites on the colour wheel.
You can experience every single modern humans’ lifetime consecutively and still barely reach the expected lifetime of a red dwarf star.
As a rich person, Harrison Ford probably owns a lot of things that Indiana Jones would say belong in a museum.
The last thing you feel when you get your head cut off is often your head smashing into the ground, not your head getting cut off.
Iridescent clothes are perceived as childish, but medieval royalty would kill to monopolize the right to wear them.
If reincarnation is real, there must be a maximum "stock" of people alive at the same time.
The practice of family abuse and neglect is foreign to most animals unless you are human.
Generative AI would make it way easier for supernatural entities to hide their existence in an era of smartphones and social media.
Teenagers and adults finding each other gross is a feature, not a bug.
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