6 7 jokes are the new dad jokes.

The better someone is at recreating the Willhelm scream, the less one might believe it when they share a video of them doing it.

We are taught to not like predictable people.

Everything being connected to the internet means the trick of putting clocks 5 minutes fast doesn't work any more.

It's more effective to make people guess what you want than to ask them. For example telling your wife to guess where you're taking her for dinner or posting on explainamovieplot for a specific kind of movie.

You are the latest link in a chain of descendants that goes back to the beginning of life on Earth.

A 3-legged table is always stable because we live in a 3 dimensional physical world.

70% of world problems would disappear if all humans were "compassionate".

There has to be a smaller pantry nearer to Bruce Wayne’s quarters where Alfred stocks essentials so as to reduce trips to and from the main kitchen.

It's amazing in today's modern world how useful fingernails are on a day-to-day basis.

Cheques were wild. You could basically make a single bank note in any denomination you liked. Want a $72.43 bill? Easy. $2500 note? No problem.

Funny how pirates always have parrots, but we never see the mountain of bird shit that would be streaming down their backs.

Humans live closer in time to the Tyrannosaurus Rex (70 million years ago) than the Tyrannosaurus Rex did to the Stegosaurus (150 million years ago).

Santa Claus has no canonical hair style or length in the popular consciousness.

World Peace is possible, just not plausible.

You can buy all kinds of foods and supplements to boost your defenses, but none to improve your attacks.

If J. Lo had changed her name after marrying Ben, Ben Affleck would have two exes named Jennifer Affleck.

If you lose a leg, your BMI goes down. If you lose another leg, your BMI goes up (BMI is based on weight and height).

For a demographic so fixated on the antichrist, the rapture, and the end of the world, the Bible Thumpers would gladly be soldiers of the antichrist when it shows up. Of course, they wouldn't know it.

On average 6 to 8 people die between your blinks.