Being reborn with all your memories would probably suck for a while. As a baby you are trapped in your mind unable to do much, and as a young kid it would be hard to make friends because you are too mature and intelligent for them, and older people you relate to still won't take you seriously.

Somewhere, someone you don’t know has an object in their house that they absolutely love because it was regifted by the person you gave it to.

Trash bag packaging is almost always used in the product it's the packaging for.

Funny how we appear in so many LinkedIn searches, yet still struggle to get a job.

If Rick Moranis' first line in Spaceballs 2 isn't "Somehow, I have returned", I will feel cheated.

The Earth has probably not been without a manmade fire since the hominids who first discovered how to make it. A fire has been burning ever since. Also, what if one of the first manmade fires has been kept alive since it was lighted hundreds of thousands of years ago? Passing from torch to torch.

It's ironic that the United States of America doesn't seem very united.

Since bananas are almost always called "bananas" in every language, it seems that most people just found the name to be perfect for a weirdly shaped, tasty yellow fruit.

Maybe the only reason we didn’t die in quicksand is that we were warned about it so often. We might be dooming the next generation by not passing on our vital knowledge.

You can’t smell your booger until you pick it despite being in your nose.

No matter your age, someone you knew as a baby becoming an adult makes you feel incredibly old.

Living in a van down by the river sounds much more appealing nowadays than Matt Foley made it out to be.

We should celebrate more things done in 2 fell swoops instead of just 1.

Technically you’re the only person who has been with you for every single second of your life.

Celebrities with celebrity families must have no problem not knowing someone's age when it's one of their birthdays.

Software that can detect swearing in videos would be helpful in locating the part of a dashcam recording that you're looking for.

Dating apps should show distance by approximate driving mileage, not by geodesic or 'as the crow flies' distance. That would more accurately reflect how far apart two people are from each other.

If Rudolf Diesel had a harder last name, diesel fuel could have gotten its very own name.

If there were no coincidences to ever happen, that would be the greatest coincidence of all.

We sometimes need to create a raster image of encoded text by screenshotting it in order to highlight and copy the text on our modern mobile devices. This is the exact opposite of how things used to be.