A horizontal bandsaw's only goal in life is to turn itself off as fast as it can.

From a hypothetical, alien perspective, human culture (ethics, existential beliefs, race, nationhood, etc.) looks no different than the path taken by tree roots, the formations of ants, or the patterns of spider webs.

The physical technology I use has traveled more of the world than I probably ever will.

If you have friends from different circles that you only see once a year, they see each other same as often.

Next year, Stranger Things will have been around for a whole 10 years, thus making the 80s revival era as long as the actual decade itself.

When you listen to music with your headphones, you're the main character.

Rotary phones were never pocket-dialed.

The reason why dogs are "man's best friend" is because they have empathy.