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Since most ghosts of people we could interact with died after the typewriter was invented, Ouija Boards should really be made QWERTY style.
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In the Harry Potter Universe, technically anybody could legally and freely explore the body of anyone else if they really wanted to and whenever they wanted, so long as they had access to a single strand of that person’s hair and some Polyjuice Potion.
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What if Disney/Marvel did a Parks n Rec "mockumentary" style show with Guardians of the Galaxy?
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If the square cubed law allows insects and small animals to perform incredible strength to bodyweight feats, that must mean most anime fighter characters are actually really small.
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What if the reason we don't remember the first 2-3 years of life is because we're so traumatized by the journey of birth, that we blacked it out to forget it.
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On tv, when a joke that relies on a homophone is told in another language, its strictly for the audience and would never really occur.
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30 years ago, talking to yourself in a coffee shop meant you were crazy. Today, they just assume you’re on a call and think nothing more of it.
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Trying to get all the groceries into the house in a single load is both lazy and ambitious.
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A global game of rock paper scissors would be over in less than 2 minutes.
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If you're 40+, you casually cary what would seem like encyclopedic knowledge of absolute music bangers to Gen Alpha were they used as a background music in shorts made by their favorite creators.
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One-star ratings insinuate that it was a 20% positive experience.
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Five stars being the default leaves no room to reward people who go the extra mile.
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We don't really see Ronald McDonald anymore.
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Everyone is modifying the way they write job applications and article submissions because of the way AI is triaging them. Humans are actually being trained by AI and not the other way around.
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All in all and above all, people care most about how you make them feel about themselves while in your presence. A(all)ll/all
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The largest cereal flake ever created could be in a box in the grocery store around the corner.
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Playing horror games could be a good way to cure claustrophobia. Hide in a small locker or face the scary monster?
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If you’re named Colin, it’s probably a bad idea to introduce yourself at the poker table.
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At some point a lot of people became okay with or at least ambivalent towards dozens of potential incendiary devices in the form of rechargeable lithium ion batteries being all over their home.
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There's a non-zero chance that someone can beat Super Meat Boy on their first attempt.
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