If real life had achievements, completionist gamers would be the most active and adventurous people in society.

The Flight of the Navigator (1986) is Pee-Wee Herman's greatest role.

People who drive around in an open top convertible have a greater than 0% chance of being pooped on by a bird while driving.

A social media feed that would teach you a topic through scrolling would likely be ultimate learning app.

Every day you survive statistically increases your odds of dying tomorrow.

Your current weight is the sum of every calorie you’ve ever eaten minus every calorie you’ve ever burned.

Condoms come sealed for safety, and seal cum for safety.

Someone shouting out "I'll get it" at home is something most younger people don't know about.

In a private parking lot with license plates marking the spots, you do not need your exact license plate to mark your spot, it can be any random combination. No one will park in your spot and no one will complain if you park in that spot.

Is Dutch Bros the opposite of Swiss Miss?

There must have been a lot of sore thumbs in the past for it to become a saying.

You never really hear people talk about DEFCON levels in movies anymore.

There's almost certainly a demographic of young people, currently discovering their sexuality in the context of AI-generated porn, developing specific fetishes for the glitchy artifacts and malformed anatomy it produces. There might be a kink-driven demand for crappy AI porn for many years to come.

When Clark Kent goes to bed, he is Superman.

Kia should release a new car called the Ora.

I wonder if dogs naturally get scared at the vet even as pups because with their heightened sense of smell they detect the warnings from other dogs who have been there?

Technically everybody pees blood all the time. It's just filtered.

Despite being rotting corpses zombie can hear and see just fine even 28 years later.

We consider it amazing that ancient bards could memorize whole epics, but then will sing along to dozens or hundreds of songs by heart.

There are very few meals that won't get more nutritious by adding broccoli.