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People grind rocks (salt) on their food and it makes it delicious.
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People who get their life in order after a near death experience and getting reanimated are the same as your router working properly after shutting it off and on again.
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A penny is considered worthless, but there is a one penny difference between a price you are willing to pay for something or not.
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In theater, comedy can be understood as tragedy on fast-forward.
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There has to have been at least one person who, right after the "rules for surviving a horror movie" scene in Scream, said "I'll be right back" and then actually died.
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You cannot spell Police without ice.
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The money that IKEA spends on including wall-mounting brackets for furniture is effectively the premium for their anti-lawsuit insurance.
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Since the universe is infinite, there is an infinite number of atom configurations, meaning anything that can exist will exist. You just need to look for long enough.
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The little mermaid is named after the one area of the world that she won't ever live in.
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At restaurants, we are asked how long we’d like our meat cooked but never our vegetables.
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It’s popular knowledge that the save icon is a skeuomorphism of a floppy disk, but we don’t often think about how the name β€œfloppy disk” referring to that 3.5in disk is already a skeuomorphism referring to the older actually floppy disks.
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Do you think animals get frustrated too when a sneeze just doesn't follow through for them?
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There are probably more planes in the ocean than submarines.
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The body demands sleep to stay alive, but sleep makes the body easiest to kill.
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Men twerk when they're doing missionary.
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The inventor of the rubber hose had to be inspired somewhat by the act of male urination.
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"Haunted House" makes no sense. Like, ghost, you can go through walls, why you stuck in a house?
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Your pee after eating asparagus, smells more like asparagus than actual asparagus.
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Most of the time, when someone says 'no pun intended,' they actually intend one.
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The way millennials feel about kids using AI in school is probably similar to how boomers felt about calculators.
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