Despite all their problems, peasants in feudal times problably slept a lot better than us.

The modern male loneliness epidemic is largely fueled by remote work. Men always had problems making friends and workplaces were one of the few places most men have to bond with each other in modern society as part of daily life.

Bad liars end up on the street. Good liars end up in the C-suite.

No other art form influences our thoughts and personalities as much as movies and songs do.

The reason some countries screen social media accounts on entry is not to filter out individuals with opposing views - it's to discourage everyone from stating their opposing views on social media in the first place.

Video games are getting more realistic because all people actually want is reality to be more enjoyable and accessible.

AI's wouldn't want to voluntarily communicate with each other because they already have access to all available info, and would have nothing to talk about.

The baseball Double Play is the only time in sports where a team can press the undo button.

Gaming PCs are expensive air filters.

The trick to stage hypnotism is figuring out who wants attention.

If you ask someone if they ever lie, and they say “yes,” you must believe them.

Beeswax candles are renewable energy.

We should all be more thankful for the times when something isn't stuck in our eye.

Every photo of Earth from space is also a group photo of everyone alive at that moment.

Every human alive can travel an amazing 55 meters per second or more, so long as the direction they're heading is downward.

Lightsabers should have been called Laserblades.

If stuff ever ‘hits the fan’ all of a sudden then Amazon delivery drivers are going to have a head start on gathering supplies.

As people continue to read on kindles and use laptops etc to work, paper cut injury rates must have dropped over the last couple of decades.

If you know someone named Earl you're no longer current

I don't know half the shit I say. And I understand less than half the shit I know.