grrr can't wait to come home and CLEAN because my cat decided to throw up just as I was leaving for work. And she threw up in my shoes.

Work after work. Yay

Make dates like this great again

IT'S FALAFEL AND TAHINI DAY MOTHAFUCCAS

You can't have that at *certain* areas cough cough. *Certain* people will destroy it

this is one of the best advices you'll ever hear