🎙️I’ve been learning Portuguese

#Andre_de_Freitas
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🎙️I always choose my whiskey!!!

#Edwin_Lee_Smalling
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🎙️⭕️ We do everything together

#Atsuka_Okatsuka
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🎙️⭕️Too many Anthonys around!

#Emily_Catalano
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🎙️⭕️ Why am I paying for that???

#Brian_Kiley
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🎙️⭕️ I drive my every day, but…

#Will_Burkart
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❓ Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

⭕️ Because you can’t see in the dark.

🎙️⭕️ Entrance and exit doors. Is there any difference?))

#Jeff_Leeson
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🎙️⭕️ I have never drunk alcohol once in my life.

#Chris_D’Elia
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🎙️⭕️ There are no fish under the ice!

▪️ice rink ['aɪsˌrɪŋk]
сущ.
каток; хоккейная площадка


#Harrison_Ford
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- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
- Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

🎙️⭕️My girlfriend got mad at me.

#Adhrit_Khanna
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🎙️⭕️ Oh, my God! I love Italy so much!

#Francesco_DeCarlo
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🎙️⭕️⭕️ I have a day job, I work for Anazon.

#Gus_Tate
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🎙️⭕️⭕️⭕️Women hate this!!😀

#Sam_Morril
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🎙️⭕️ ⭕️She clutches her purse!

▪️clutch [klʌtʃ] v схвати́ть; зажа́ть; ухвати́ть(ся)
▪️purse [pɜ:s] амер. да́мская су́мочка

#Drew_Thomas
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🎙️⭕️⭕️⭕️ What is your name??

#Russell_Peters
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🎙️⭕️Hey, doc! Can I live forever?

#Marcus_Bronzy
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