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Statman Dave
Bruno Fernandes has played more line-breaking passes leading to shots (8) than any other player in the Premier League so far this season.
Making things happen...
🎯
Statman Dave
Just a reminder that Manchester United have one of the best young CBs on the planet on the bench for no apparent reason...
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Statman Dave
Benjamin Šeško is off the mark for Manchester United. It’s September.
Can we stop overreacting about him now?
😅
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Statman Dave
Man Utd XI vs. Brentford (3-4-2-1): Bayindir; Maguire, De Ligt, Shaw; Dalot, Ugarte, Fernandes, Dorgu; Mbeumo, Cunha; Sesko.
Statman Dave
Today is Altay Bayındır’s 10th Premier League match. He has kept one clean sheet.
Disastrous again.
🙃
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Statman Dave
Benjamin Šeško’s first half vs. Brentford by numbers:
18 touches
6 touches in the box
6 shots
4 shots on target
2 passes into the final third
1 chance created
1 goal
Some lovely touches in build-up and a threat in the box.
👌
Statman Dave
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Brentford
Bruno Fernandes has missed 6 penalties in the Premier League and 2 of them were this season.
😬
Statman Dave
Benjamin Šeško’s game by numbers vs. Brentford:
26 touches
6 touches in the box
6 shots
4 shots on target
2 clearances
1 chance created
1 goal
Him getting off the mark is the only positive to take...
✅
Statman Dave
Bruno Fernandes made more clearances (3) than key passes (1) in the first half against Brentford.
Not getting the best of him...
🤷♂️
Statman Dave
Only Wolves (5) and West Ham (4) have lost more Premier League games this season than Manchester United (3).
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Beaten by Arsenal
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Beaten by Man City
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Beaten by Brentford
Statman Dave
50% of the missed penalties in the Premier League this season have been by Bruno Fernandes.
Absolute nightmare.
😳
Statman Dave
Manchester United’s last away victory in the Premier League came against Leicester City, who are currently fourth in the Championship.
Another laughable record...
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Statman Dave
Antoine Semenyo has been directly involved in 6 goals in 6 games in the Premier League this season — 4 goals & 2 assists.
An unreal start to the campaign.
🤩
Statman Dave
Ismaïla Sarr has scored 5 goals against Liverpool. Aston Villa are the only side that he has scored more against (8) in his career.
A thorn in their side.
👏
Statman Dave
Crystal Palace are the first team to beat Liverpool this season. Prior to today, Arne Slot’s side had won 7/7 since the campaign began.
Take a bow, Oliver Glasner.
🦅
Statman Dave
Erling Haaland’s game by numbers vs. Burnley:
100% aerial duels won
24 touches
6 shots
3 shots on target
2 chances created
2 goals
1 assist
Closing in on double figures already.
🤖
Statman Dave
Danny Welbeck has now scored in 17 different Premier League campaigns.
Still got it.
🍷
Statman Dave
Another clean sheet for 21-year-old Manchester United loanee Radek Vítek. He’s on 3 in the Championship this season, only Charlton Athletic’s Thomas Kaminski has kept more (4).
Continues to impress.
👏
Statman Dave
In the last three seasons, Gabriel has scored 8 goals in the Premier League. No centre back has managed more.
Massive header.
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2025/10/21 11:52:10
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