У меня не всегда есть время на учебу, но когда есть, я не учусь

Я в данный момент

Я..... просто.... хочу.... выпуститься...

- Давай сделаем что-то по-настоящему страшное!

- Мы можем лечь спать пораньше и остаться наедине с нашими мыслями.

If you feel
stupid getting on the wrong bus or
driving through the right metro station,
remember:
- There is
a special counter at Salzburg Airport to help
those who arrived in Austria
thinking. that he was flying to Australia.

я сейчас

куча чертовой тяжелой работы, которую я должен сделать

где я хочу быть

what lesson do you think
is the worst to
put it first in the schedule?
👇👇👇👇

Employer: you indicated in your resume that
you studied English
Me: that's right
Employer: BrE or AmE?
I:
Inglish…

Freshman:
They walk around the university beautifully
dressed with lost-happily-
frightened faces, getting lost
between the offices
All other students:
* Come in pajamas*
- MY GOD, I ALREADY
DROPPED OUT OF UNIVERSITY
ME, PLEASE
CAN I GO HOME, WHY SHOULD I
EDUCATION

Earth is God's thesis
, otherwise how to explain 70%
of water and this is everything else

I remember in Prague in the first
days of school, all my classmates thought that
being an Asian I would be a God in
my studies.
That's how they got to know the Kazakhs.

The only standards
for physical education that I
I can pass it perfectly

II. Slow running.

V. I scream in motion and on the spot.

УЧИМ ПРАВИЛЬНУЮ РАССТАНОВКУ СЛОВ В АНГЛИЙСКИХ ПРЕДЛОЖЕНИЯХ

я: хочу быть профессором по истории
также я : Единственное, что я знаю о вьетнамской войне - из фильма Форест Гамп

And imagine if rebirth
really exists. You die,
and your soul is transferred to the body
of a newborn child.
You open your eyes and realize
that you need to learn to walk again,
talk, again 10 years of this fucking
school, and you're like
, "AAAAAAAAAAA!" to the whole maternity hospital.

Nobody:

I'm trying not to start the
voice with the word "shorter" and at the end not
to say "gah":
vocabulary come

Parents in the summer: * leaving for work * THIS IS WHY DO YOU SLEEP TILL DINNER? go CLEAN
ME: what have I done to you? I'm on vacation!

In September I: * go to school in the morning * THIS IS WHY IS THIS CAT SLEEPING CONSTANTLY?
Cat: ???

Как выглядят фотки большинства людей в течение семестра