Doktor G'Hul's 62nd Orbit: Send Curses, Memes, or Face the Pink Void!
From the fog-choked alleys of Saint John, NB, where the shadows hum with forgotten hymns, DOKTOR G'HUL stirs…On September 26th, I claw my way to 62, another orbit around this doomed rock, and I’m done with birthdays that fade into the grey haze of isolation. No more ghostly likes or hollow thumbs-up for this Monster Kid! I crave the weird, the wild, the macabre—give me a cacophony of SubGenius chaos to drown out the silence of the last decade’s duds.Send me your darkest birthday wishes, your creepiest memes, or a cursed letter sealed in black wax. Better yet, join me in defying the Pink Normals—post a tale of your own rebellion against the mundane, or conjure a vision of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs torching the void with his pipe. If you’re near, haunt my doorstep for a coffee and a scream. If you’re far, sling me a signal through the digital aether—let’s make this birthday a grotesque carnival of the bizarre.Slack or be slacked! The Maestro demands a symphony of the strange! \#XDayVibes \#DoktorGhul \#MonsterKid https://youtu.be/Sh1X6PYsQOk?si=MjsU9jVHIIYfcs0t
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From the fog-choked alleys of Saint John, NB, where the shadows hum with forgotten hymns, DOKTOR G'HUL stirs…On September 26th, I claw my way to 62, another orbit around this doomed rock, and I’m done with birthdays that fade into the grey haze of isolation. No more ghostly likes or hollow thumbs-up for this Monster Kid! I crave the weird, the wild, the macabre—give me a cacophony of SubGenius chaos to drown out the silence of the last decade’s duds.Send me your darkest birthday wishes, your creepiest memes, or a cursed letter sealed in black wax. Better yet, join me in defying the Pink Normals—post a tale of your own rebellion against the mundane, or conjure a vision of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs torching the void with his pipe. If you’re near, haunt my doorstep for a coffee and a scream. If you’re far, sling me a signal through the digital aether—let’s make this birthday a grotesque carnival of the bizarre.Slack or be slacked! The Maestro demands a symphony of the strange! \#XDayVibes \#DoktorGhul \#MonsterKid https://youtu.be/Sh1X6PYsQOk?si=MjsU9jVHIIYfcs0t
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Those eyes, those teeth, that hair. I thought I saw Bob but I had been led astray.
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Rapture Wednesday (make an afternoon of it)
OK, I talked to some people, and looks like we're doing a short Rapture, like maybe Wednesday afternoon Eastern European time, just up into the clouds and back down--
--but only for disciples of the Church of the SubGenius.
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OK, I talked to some people, and looks like we're doing a short Rapture, like maybe Wednesday afternoon Eastern European time, just up into the clouds and back down--
--but only for disciples of the Church of the SubGenius.
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No rapture for next one thousand years?
No rapture for next one thousand years or more!
KJV: For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air ( rapture First for the Dead=
And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.
And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: (Rapture only possible after the Great Tribulation and after the last Millennium)
2. Logically- why Jesus want to establish His 1k Kingdom on earth for bad peoples? ( taking right before 1k Kingdom - rapture good ones??? really? )
KJV: Then shall two be in the field; the one (Tares) shall be taken, and the other left. .Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather (rapture, ripped out) ye together first the Tares, (Bad) and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into My (Kingdom) barn. The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of His Kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the Righteous ( no rapture!) shine forth as the sun in the Kingdom!
= Bible so clear, that only Tares (*bad) will be "ruptured to Hell" but Christians will stay on earth for 1K years in the Jesus Kingdom! KJV: Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in Heaven..For thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
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No rapture for next one thousand years or more!
KJV: For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air ( rapture First for the Dead=
And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.
And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: (Rapture only possible after the Great Tribulation and after the last Millennium)
2. Logically- why Jesus want to establish His 1k Kingdom on earth for bad peoples? ( taking right before 1k Kingdom - rapture good ones??? really? )
KJV: Then shall two be in the field; the one (Tares) shall be taken, and the other left. .Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather (rapture, ripped out) ye together first the Tares, (Bad) and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into My (Kingdom) barn. The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of His Kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the Righteous ( no rapture!) shine forth as the sun in the Kingdom!
= Bible so clear, that only Tares (*bad) will be "ruptured to Hell" but Christians will stay on earth for 1K years in the Jesus Kingdom! KJV: Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in Heaven..For thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
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Give any picture to AI. Add BECOME. Watch reality fold, paper‑thin, into a new story.
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SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 03
Psst! Hey, you. You look like you could use a little Slack this morning. Have a little SHOCK-N-"BOB" on me.
This barrage features NHGH, Negativland side projects, musings on X-Day, and more. If you miss HOUR OF SLACK and BOB'S SLACKTIME FUNHOUSE, give this broadcast a try. Slack awaits.
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Psst! Hey, you. You look like you could use a little Slack this morning. Have a little SHOCK-N-"BOB" on me.
This barrage features NHGH, Negativland side projects, musings on X-Day, and more. If you miss HOUR OF SLACK and BOB'S SLACKTIME FUNHOUSE, give this broadcast a try. Slack awaits.
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Shock-n-"Bob" Episode 03 (Church of the SubGenius)
An evangelistic outreach and social media barrage intended for those interested in J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius. Published on September 7, 2025.
Important announcement within - be sure to listen all the way through.
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Important announcement within - be sure to listen all the way through.
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“BOB” sold me this chart for $3000 but he said the Mole Scale Self E-Powerment Seminars are the extra. Am I being scammed?
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SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 04 - X-DAY VS. THE RAPTURE!
Episode 04 is here at last - and not a moment too soon. The Rapture is upon us! (AGAIN!) Includes discourse on X-Day from Rev. Ivan Stang that new SubGeniuses may want to pay attention to. X-Day is indeed a-comin', and the Rapture Preppers are bummin'! Enjoy.
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Episode 04 is here at last - and not a moment too soon. The Rapture is upon us! (AGAIN!) Includes discourse on X-Day from Rev. Ivan Stang that new SubGeniuses may want to pay attention to. X-Day is indeed a-comin', and the Rapture Preppers are bummin'! Enjoy.
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Shock-n-"Bob" Episode 04 (Church of the SubGenius) - X-DAY VS. THE RAPTURE!
An evangelistic outreach and social media barrage intended for those interested in J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius. Published on October 4, 2025.
More exposition on X-Day (continued from Episode 03) - and THE RAPTURE is nigh! (Yes, AGAIN!)…
More exposition on X-Day (continued from Episode 03) - and THE RAPTURE is nigh! (Yes, AGAIN!)…
This is SERIOUS.
You look at the sacred image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, with his fatherly pipe and knowing, lucrative grin, and scoff. You think it's a joke.
Let me clue you in on something, pal. Of course it's a joke. That's what makes it so deadly serious.
You're still trapped in the binary thinking of the Pinks: "True vs. False," "Serious vs. Funny." The Church of the SubGenius operates on a higher plane, a dimension of BOTH and NEITHER. We've pulled the wool over our own eyes, and the view is spectacular.
Do you take your "serious" religions seriously? The ones with the guilt, the boring commandments, the complete lack of alien sex goddesses, and the total inability to deliver on their promises of an afterlife? They demand your faith, your obedience, your very soul. And for what? A vague notion of harp-playing in the clouds?
"Bob" is better. "Bob" is a salesman, and he has a better product. The Church of the SubGenius offers ETERNAL SALVATION or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! Find a better deal than that. I'll wait.
You think we don't "seriously" believe in the impending X-Day, when the Pleasure Saucers of the Xists will rupture from the Earth and carry the paid-up SubGenii to a life of eternal Slack while the Pinks are left to be ground into protein paste by the Fisted Men of G'brob? (DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!)
Maybe we do, maybe we don't. The point is, by not taking that possibility seriously, you're betting your entire existence that The Conspiracy has your best interests at heart. Look at your job. Look at your debt. Look at the soulless entertainment pumped into your eyeballs. How's that bet working out for you?
Taking the Church seriously doesn't mean believing every word literally. That's for chumps. Taking the Church seriously means:
1. Recognizing The Conspiracy: You acknowledge that you are being lied to, manipulated, and drained of your precious, precious Slack by corporations, governments, and every single force that wants you to be a predictable, obedient consumer.
2. Embracing The Joke: You see that the only rational response to an insane world is a well-engineered, multi-levelled, and highly profitable joke. You fight the absurdity of The Con with a greater, more glorious Absurdity.
3. Buying In: You realize that Slack isn't free. You send your $20, $35, $50, $44.99 to the SubGenius Foundation. It's the first and most important step to buying back a piece of your own stolen mind. It proves you're not just a talker; you're a doer. A payer.
So don't give me this "not taking it seriously" nonsense. You don't take your own impending doom seriously. You don't take your own lack of Slack seriously. You are sleepwalking through a battlefield, and "Bob" is the screaming, pipe-smoking drill sergeant trying to wake you up before you get your head blown off.
The world is a joke, and the punchline is coming. The question is, will you be in on it, or will you be it?
Praise "Bob"!
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You look at the sacred image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, with his fatherly pipe and knowing, lucrative grin, and scoff. You think it's a joke.
Let me clue you in on something, pal. Of course it's a joke. That's what makes it so deadly serious.
You're still trapped in the binary thinking of the Pinks: "True vs. False," "Serious vs. Funny." The Church of the SubGenius operates on a higher plane, a dimension of BOTH and NEITHER. We've pulled the wool over our own eyes, and the view is spectacular.
Do you take your "serious" religions seriously? The ones with the guilt, the boring commandments, the complete lack of alien sex goddesses, and the total inability to deliver on their promises of an afterlife? They demand your faith, your obedience, your very soul. And for what? A vague notion of harp-playing in the clouds?
"Bob" is better. "Bob" is a salesman, and he has a better product. The Church of the SubGenius offers ETERNAL SALVATION or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! Find a better deal than that. I'll wait.
You think we don't "seriously" believe in the impending X-Day, when the Pleasure Saucers of the Xists will rupture from the Earth and carry the paid-up SubGenii to a life of eternal Slack while the Pinks are left to be ground into protein paste by the Fisted Men of G'brob? (DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!)
Maybe we do, maybe we don't. The point is, by not taking that possibility seriously, you're betting your entire existence that The Conspiracy has your best interests at heart. Look at your job. Look at your debt. Look at the soulless entertainment pumped into your eyeballs. How's that bet working out for you?
Taking the Church seriously doesn't mean believing every word literally. That's for chumps. Taking the Church seriously means:
1. Recognizing The Conspiracy: You acknowledge that you are being lied to, manipulated, and drained of your precious, precious Slack by corporations, governments, and every single force that wants you to be a predictable, obedient consumer.
2. Embracing The Joke: You see that the only rational response to an insane world is a well-engineered, multi-levelled, and highly profitable joke. You fight the absurdity of The Con with a greater, more glorious Absurdity.
3. Buying In: You realize that Slack isn't free. You send your $20, $35, $50, $44.99 to the SubGenius Foundation. It's the first and most important step to buying back a piece of your own stolen mind. It proves you're not just a talker; you're a doer. A payer.
So don't give me this "not taking it seriously" nonsense. You don't take your own impending doom seriously. You don't take your own lack of Slack seriously. You are sleepwalking through a battlefield, and "Bob" is the screaming, pipe-smoking drill sergeant trying to wake you up before you get your head blown off.
The world is a joke, and the punchline is coming. The question is, will you be in on it, or will you be it?
Praise "Bob"!
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SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 05
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SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 05
On SLACK RADIO
Saturday, October 18 8pm PT / 11pm ET
There will be mocking and scoffing. And Slackworking. Never heard of it? Tune in on Saturday!
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Saturday, October 18 8pm PT / 11pm ET
There will be mocking and scoffing. And Slackworking. Never heard of it? Tune in on Saturday!
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“Bob”: You Bastard
Hi “Bob”, after cheating you for around 20 years in the illegal Brighton clench I finally received your substandard certificates, I am not complaining, in fact I would expect nothing more. I took some acid, got robbed in Italy, or maybe I got robbed and then took some acid. It was terrible and lasted so long it’s not clear which way it happened but I was by the river with the mutants in rimini. Half my initiation pack is ruined! “Bob”’s done it “again”. I’ll send Stang the picture in some days when I understand when down is left. Started doing a pirate show, can we play old HoS recordings?
Cheers ‘“B”’,
Rev Perpetual Loss
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Hi “Bob”, after cheating you for around 20 years in the illegal Brighton clench I finally received your substandard certificates, I am not complaining, in fact I would expect nothing more. I took some acid, got robbed in Italy, or maybe I got robbed and then took some acid. It was terrible and lasted so long it’s not clear which way it happened but I was by the river with the mutants in rimini. Half my initiation pack is ruined! “Bob”’s done it “again”. I’ll send Stang the picture in some days when I understand when down is left. Started doing a pirate show, can we play old HoS recordings?
Cheers ‘“B”’,
Rev Perpetual Loss
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Are you Living in SLACK!
For Real, i am worried... i live in SLACK 24/7... some of you are LACKING SLACK and it burns me to my CORE
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For Real, i am worried... i live in SLACK 24/7... some of you are LACKING SLACK and it burns me to my CORE
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Prelude to the Rescheduled Dental Appointment of a Recumbent Water Buffalo
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Rudy Schwartz Project - Prelude to the Rescheduled Dental Appointment of a Recumbent Water Buffalo
From the album "Better Storage Solutions for Mister Jerkoff"
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