New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-diet-craze-sweeps-the-nation-where-you-pay-the-same-amount-of-money-for-food-but-eat-50-less

Cookie Monster Shows Off Stunning Weight Loss After Taking Ozempic

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-residents-shocked-after-cookie-monster-shows-off-weight-loss-from-taking-ozempic

God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/god-agrees-to-let-norm-macdonald-come-back-to-earth-for-1-day-to-bless-us-with-his-oj-death-jokes

Struggling Americans Hopeful Their Taxes Will Help Get The National Debt Down To A Manageable $34 Trillion

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/struggling-americans-hopeful-their-taxes-will-help-get-the-national-debt-down-to-a-manageable-34-trillion

TOMORROW: The Babylon Bee presents a brand-new interview show:

Travis Interviews the World - with our first guest, the apparently well-known Canadian man Jordan B Peterson

SNEAK PEEK: https://youtu.be/AO-vf7UHu6M

People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/people-angry-about-low-wnba-salaries-prepared-to-do-anything-except-watch-wnba#google_vignette

This is Travis. He’s on a mission to interview everyone.

First up, Canadian man Jordan B Peterson.

You’ll want to see this: https://youtu.be/s6IgyEYfLqw

Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-condemns-trump-for-paying-hush-money-to-political-liabilities-instead-of-just-killing-them

'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tortured-poets-department-review-we-usually-love-taylor-swift-but-we-question-her-decision-to-release-an-album-thats-just-an-hour-long-recording-of-her-sobbing-in-the-shower

Introducing The Donald Trump Bible Translation

WATCH: https://youtu.be/ke4Lq9QbNqo

8 Changes Biden Made To Title IX

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-changes-biden-made-to-title-ix

HGTV Presents: House Squatters

WATCH: https://youtu.be/2Wnm3_oMf0g

10 Essential Life Skills Your Kid Will Learn At An Ivy League University

SEE THEM HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-essential-life-skills-your-kid-will-learn-at-an-ivy-league-university

King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/king-solomon-dies-of-old-age-waiting-for-1000-wives-to-decide-on-restaurant

9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings

SEE THEM HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/9-reasonable-demands-from-students-occupying-campus-buildings

Woke Jesus

WATCH: https://youtu.be/tyXLLF-L8_0

Trump Forced To Wear Hannibal Lecter Muzzle For Gag Order Violations

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-forced-to-wear-hannibal-lecter-muzzle-for-gag-order-violations

For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except 'Of'

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year#google_vignette

White House Installs Breathalyzer On Kamala Harris’s Microphone

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-further-embarrassment-white-house-installs-breathalyzer-on-kamala-harriss-microphone