互fo吗 ✨👉👈✨

Just watched a drama and the dialogue went like

Mom: I’ve thought about it… it’s all because of you.
Dad: Blaming me again?
Mom: Do you like women?
Dad: Yeah.
Mom: Then our daughter inherited it from you.

Me: ??? 😭😭 help I almost blue-screened laughing

Original: #技能五子棋 #喜人奇妙夜Instrumental: 风流先生Video: Cyan & @AsahiLina

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RAID is not backup #CyanTechMeme

能不能不要变基？😫 #CyanTechMeme

听说现在 AWS 的 zoom 里有498个焦头烂额和看热闹的工程师…

目测是 us-east-1 挂了导致 Asana/Canva/Snapchat等等app全挂了

https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

AWS的大家还好吗 👀

今天是我入职AWS的第一天

发现DynamoDB集群实现有一个小bug，于是聪明的我很快就提交了bugfix

顺手push到了prod测试一下

哎，离下班还有半小时，买杯咖啡回来再看看能不能用吧(´･ω･`)

Half the internet just broke 😭 — AWS went down after a DNS failure in us-east-1, taking Snapchat, Fortnite, and Alexa with it. Here’s what happened (and why...

《假如AWS有智能手铐》

Quoting Cyan Nyan / 朝日小鹽 🩵✨ 3D Yuri Wedding 2026 (@CyanNyan6)

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#CyanTechMeme

主人你什么时候能把bug修好～

霜降霜降，披萨蘸酱！✨

1024 Happy Programmers’ Day!

程序员节快乐✨

I’m deeply hurt by how much damage has been caused by one person’s repeated falsehoods. It’s painful to see entire communities turned against each other because of misinformation.

Luna, I genuinely don’t understand why you continue to involve yourself in…

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Just found out that IKEA made a trans Blahaj 🦈