I'll never tell a girl " ፈታ በይ..እንደ ቤትሽ እይዉ " again...this bitch took off her Wigs..make up & lashes and..
Now I'm stuck with a hardworking nigga 😭

This is በድሉ
He got into a relationship
He stopped going to the gym
He skipped class cause she wanted to spend more time with him
She was a ዘላል party monster so he started partying & drinking every weekend with her as well
Then...he got fat, broke and purposeless
Now she left him
Understand life..don't be like በድሉ kids

It was 4 years ago today that my best friend came running out the room shouting " ወንድ ነው...ወንድ ነዉ "
With tears falling down his face...
After that we never went back to ቺቺኒያ

Me leaving her life when the relationship gets very exciting so I'll forever be her favourite ex

Her : ohh scorpio ነህ? Your star sign is toxic

Me :

Her : don't worry about the past babe..ዋናው ነገር አሁን ያለን ፍቅር ነው

Her past :

Goodnight bitches and Gentlemen

It's only in ethiopia where you buy a ሰማያዊ jeans from Sunday Market & after washing it...you can use the water to paint a 2 bedroom house 😭

The real world consequences of these clout chasing gym tiktok women is finally to show..shorty was asking for a spot but ain't nobody came to help😭

I would've pushed the weights down on her & leave with her airpod or smt

Me on the way to argue about politics in the አንበሳ bus with old people knowing I have zero political beliefs & just say things to get ppl mad

" damn she bad " yeah bad for your future...leave that hoe alone ወንድም አለም