'It's a real accomplishment to mess up a ravioli recipe badly enough that the resulting incident touches all four quadrants of the NFPA hazard diamond.'

2999. "Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia"

'This projection distorts both area and direction, but preserves Melbourne.'

3000. "Experimental Astrophysics"

'Our experiment will be expensive, but we believe it will produce important spin-offs, especially if we manage to hit the sun from the right angle.'

3001. "Temperature Scales"

'In my new scale, °X, 0 is Earths' record lowest surface temperature, 50 is the global average, and 100 is the record highest, with a linear scale between each point and adjustment every year as needed.'

3002. "RNAWorld"

'Disney lore: Canonically, because of how Elsa's abiogenesis powers work, Olaf is an RNA-only organism.'

3003. "Sandwich Helix"

'The number one rule of string manipulation is that you’ve got to specify your encodings.'

3004. "Wells"

'You do have to be careful, though--sometimes, instead of water, you hit this free fuel that you can sell for a lot of money instead.'