3025. "Phase Change"

'Even when you try to make nice, smooth ice cubes in a freezer, sometimes one of them will shoot out a random ice spike, which physicists ascribe to kiki conservation.'

3026. "Linear Sort"

'The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.'

3027. "Exclusion Principle"

'Fermions are weird about each other in a standoffish way. Integer-spin particles are weird about each other in a 'stand uncomfortably close while talking' kind of way.'

3028. "D&D Roll"

'Under some circumstances, if you throw a D8 and then a D12 at an enemy, thanks to the D8's greater pointiness you actually have to roll a D12 and D8 respectively to determine damage.'

3029. "Sun Avoidance"

'C'mon, ESA Solar Orbiter team, just give the Parker probe a LITTLE nudge at aphelion. Crash it into the sun. Fulfill the dream of Icarus. It is your destiny.'

3030. "Lasering Incidents"

'I still don't know how the police found my compound where I ran an illegal searchlight depot/covert blimp airfield/fireworks testing range.'

3031. "Time Capsule Instructions"