'They may technically have been softwoods at some point, but they definitely aren't now.'

3052. "Archive Request"

'They just want researchers in the enclosure to feel enriched and stimulated. ('The Enclosure' is what archivists call the shadowy world outside their archives in which so many people are trapped.)'

3053. "KM3NeT"

'Unfortunately, KM3NeT led to the discovery of the Pauli anglerfish, which emits Cherenkov radiation to prey on neutrino researchers.'

3054. "Scream Cipher"

'AAAAAA A ÃA̧AȂA̦ ǍAÂÃĀÁȂ AAAAAAA!'

3055. "Giants"

'I can't get over the suspicion that all those viral pictures are photoshopped and 'Flemish' belongs in the lower right circle.'

3056. "RNA"

'2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.'

3057. "Excusing Yourself"

'The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.'

3058. "Tall Structures"