3064. "Lungfish"

'I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?'

3065. "Square Units"

'The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.'

3066. "Cosmic Distance Calibration"

'This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.'

3067. "SawStart"

'Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.'

3068. "Rock Identification"

''Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?''

3069. "Terror Bird"

'There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.'

3070. "Orogeny"