'We're getting a lot of complaints from commuters who were routed onto a coaster, but the theme park patrons who spent hours stuck on an intercity line are also not happy.'
''This HAZMAT container contains radioactive material with activity of one becquerel.' 'So, like, a single banana slice?''
'Once you add the balloons into the model, it makes forecasting easier overall--the forecast is always 'cold and dark, with minimal solar-driven convection.''
'It's important for devices to have internet connectivity so the manufacturer can patch remote exploits.'
'Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard.'