'Maybe encouraging the publication of null results isn't enough--maybe we need a journal devoted to publishing results the study authors find personally annoying.'

3118. "iNaturalist Animals and Plants"

'Washington, DC: Eastern gray squirrel, Amur honeysuckle. Puerto Rico: Crested anole, sea grape. US as a whole: Mallard, eastern poison ivy.'

3119. "Flettner Rotor"

'"And in maritime news, the Coast Guard is on the scene today after an apparent collision between two lighthouses."'

3120. "Geologic Periods"

'Geologists claim it's because the earlier Cenozoic used to be called the Tertiary, but that's just a ruse to hide the secret third geologic period, between the Neogene and the Quaternary, that they won't tell us about.'

3121. "Kite Incident"

'Detectives say the key to tracking down the source of the kites was a large wall map covered in thumbtacks and string. 'It's the first time that method has ever actually worked,' said a spokesperson.'

3122. "Bad Map Projection: Interrupted Spheres"

'During the most recent glacial maximum, it's believed that land bridges extended from the surfaces and connected several of the spheres together.'

3123. "Canon"

'Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles' heel was his heel.'