'I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?'

3131. "Cesium"

'Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.'

3132. "Coastline Similarity"

'Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!'

3133. "Dual Roomba"

'I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.'

3134. "Wavefunction Collapse"

'Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.'

3135. "Sea Level"

'They're up there with coral islands, lightning, and caterpillars turning into butterflies.'

3136. "Pull"

'Be careful fighting gravity. If you win, it's a long way down.'

3137. "Cursed Number"