'A lot of the highway department's budget goes to adjusting the sign whenever the moon passes directly overhead.'

3175. "Website Task Flowchart"

'Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!'

3176. "Inverted Catenaries"

'Some tires are marketed as 'all-shape tires,' but if driven in a climate with both inverted catenary falls and triangle falls, they wear out really fast.'

3177. "Chessboard Alignment"

'Luckily, the range is limited by the fact that the square boundary lines follow great circles.'

3178. "Hyperacute Interdynamics"

'Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.'

3179. "Fishing"

''That's definitely above the catch-and-release size minimum for planetesimals.' 'I'm going to throw it back anyway.''

3180. "Apples"

'The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.'