✒️Game Night Ordering

One good trick, if you get called on a fake service, is to build a working version of it and mention it again the next week.
https://xkcd.com/2716
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✒️L6 Lagrange Point

It's difficult to orbit L6 stably due to gravitational perturbation from Akron and Toledo.
https://xkcd.com/2717
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✒️New Year's Eve Party

[Earlier, at the eye doctor] 'No, for the last time, the numerals on the paper aren't my prescription, it's the shape I want you to make with the laser.'
https://xkcd.com/2718
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✒️Hydrogen Isotopes

Oops, All Neutrons is also known as Neutral Quadrium, Nydnonen, and Goth Tritium.
https://xkcd.com/2719
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✒️Biology vs Robotics

Sorry, I've just always had these random things I don't like--like olives, or robots drilling holes in me without warning.
https://xkcd.com/2720
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✒️Euler Diagrams

Things Leonhard Euler created ( most of math ( overlapping circle diagrams ) a cricket bowling machine ) Things John Venn created
https://xkcd.com/2721
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✒️Etymonline

NOTE TO FUTURE ETYMONLINGUISTS: Our best guess is that 'blimp' is onomatopoeia. The 'B-Limp' thing is a folk etymology.
https://xkcd.com/2722
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✒️Outdated Periodic Table

Researchers claim to have synthesized six additional elements in the second row, temporarily named 'pentium' through 'unnilium'.
https://xkcd.com/2723
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✒️Washing Machine Settings

I guess the engineers who built my dishwasher MIGHT have some insight into how to load it, but instead of reading the booklet they gave me, it seems easier to experiment for years and then get in arguments so heated that I get banned from Quora.
https://xkcd.com/2724
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✒️Sunspot Cycle

Who can forget the early 2010s memes? 'You know you're a 90s kid if you remember the feeling of warm sunlight on your face.' 'Only 90s kids remember the dawn.'
https://xkcd.com/2725
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✒️Methodology Trial

If you think THAT'S unethical, you should see the stuff we approved via our Placebo IRB.
https://xkcd.com/2726
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✒️Runtime

At least there's a general understanding all around that Doctor Who is its own thing.
https://xkcd.com/2727
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✒️Lane Change Highway

I just think lane markers should follow the local magnetic declination.
https://xkcd.com/2728
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✒️Planet Killer Comet Margarita

I'll take mine on the rocks, no ice.
https://xkcd.com/2729
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✒️Code Lifespan

Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
https://xkcd.com/2730
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✒️K-Means Clustering

According to my especially unsupervised K-means clustering algorithm, there are currently about 8 billion types of people in the world.
https://xkcd.com/2731
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✒️Bursa of Fabricius

If an anatomical structure is named for a person, it means they were the only person to have it. Pierre Paul Broca had a special area of his brain that created powerful magnetic fields, enabling him to do 19th century fMRI research.
https://xkcd.com/2732
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✒️Size Comparisons

If you shrank the Solar System to the size of Texas, the Houston metro area would be smaller than a grasshopper in Dallas.
https://xkcd.com/2733
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✒️Electron Color

There's quark color, but that's not really color--it's just an admission by 20th century physicists that numbers are boring.
https://xkcd.com/2734
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✒️Coordinate Plane Closure

3D graphs that don't contact the plane in the closure area may proceed as scheduled, but be alert for possible collisions with 2D graph lines that reach the hole and unexpectedly enter 3D space.
https://xkcd.com/2735
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