✒️Range Safety

The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.
https://xkcd.com/2876
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✒️Fever

Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star.
https://xkcd.com/2877
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✒️Supernova

They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet.
https://xkcd.com/2878
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✒️Like This One

A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.'
https://xkcd.com/2879
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✒️Sheet Bend

A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads.
https://xkcd.com/2880
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✒️Bug Thread

After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum.
https://xkcd.com/2881
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✒️Net Rotations

For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I was eight.
https://xkcd.com/2882
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✒️Astronaut Guests

They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that's probably for the best.
https://xkcd.com/2883
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✒️Log Alignment

A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes.
https://xkcd.com/2884
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✒️Spelling

Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.
https://xkcd.com/2885
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✒️Fast Radio Bursts

Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.
https://xkcd.com/2886
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✒️Minnesota

In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.
https://xkcd.com/2887
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✒️US Survey Foot

Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!
https://xkcd.com/2888
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✒️Greenhouse Effect

Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997).
https://xkcd.com/2889
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✒️Relationship Advice

Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.
https://xkcd.com/2890
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✒️Log Cabin

I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.
https://xkcd.com/2891
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✒️Banana Prices

It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%?
https://xkcd.com/2892
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✒️Sphere Tastiness

Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
https://xkcd.com/2893
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✒️Research Account

Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO
https://xkcd.com/2894
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✒️Treasure Chests

[earlier] "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan."
https://xkcd.com/2895
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