py3

class Face():
    def __init__(self, pimples):
        self.pimples = pimples
    @property
    def remove_pimples(self):
        del self.pimples
        return 'pimples removed.'

face = Face("pimples")
print(face.remove_pimples)

pimples removed.

py3

class Nice:
 """Nice.
    Attribute:
     nice (str, optional): Input. Default: "nice".
 """
 def __init__(self, nice: str = "nice") -> None:
  self.nice = nice

 @property
 def get(self) -> str:
  """str: Input or default."""
  return self.nice

print(Nice().get)

nice

py3

a,x,y,z,j,k,b,m=1,5.5,0,2,3,5,4,0
while y<((a*a)/z+(a*z))*(x*z)*j+k:y+=a;
while m<(b*((a+a)*j*j-a)):m+=b;
print(''.join(map(chr,[y]+[m]*k*z)))

XDDDDDDDDDD

py3

class LonamiPity:
 def __init__(s,b):s.b=b;
 def withdraw(s,a):return'no w/d!';
 def deposit(s,a):a=abs(a);s.b+=a;return 'deposited: '+str(a);
 def balance(s):return'bal: '+str(s.b);
p=LonamiPity(20)

print('\n'.join([
p.withdraw(10),
p.deposit(25),
p.balance()]))

no w/d!
deposited: 25
bal: 45

py3

pizza = ['🍕']*8
eat=pizza.remove

while pizza:
    for slice in pizza:
        pizza_left=len(pizza)
        print('{} {} left:\n{}\n'.format(pizza_left, 'slices' if pizza_left>1 else 'slice', ''.join(pizza)))

        eat(slice)

8 slices left:
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

7 slices left:
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

6 slices left:
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

5 slices left:
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

4 slices left:
🍕🍕🍕🍕

3 slices left:
🍕🍕🍕

2 slices left:
🍕🍕

1 slice left:
🍕

py3

from datetime import datetime as dt
print('go to bed' if dt.now().hour+1>22 else 'keep programmimg')

keep programmimg

py3

print('lonami'[bool(not 'This sentence is False')+bool(not 'This sentence is False'):((bool('This sentence is False')+bool('This sentence is False'))*(bool('This sentence is False')+bool('This sentence is False')))*(bool(not '')+bool(not ''))])

lonami

py3

X, Y, Z, V = 'ot groups', 'ot group', None, 'offtopic'
print('yo dawg, I herd you like {}, so I put an {} in your {} so you can {} while you {}'.format(X, X if not Y else Y, (X if not Y else Y) if not Z else Z, X if not V else V, X if not V else V))

yo dawg, I herd you like ot groups, so I put an ot group in your ot group so you can offtopic while you offtopic

py3

print(*(chr(i) for i in (103,111,32,116,111,32,98,101,100)),sep='')

go to bed

py3

import random as r
o=[['chair','lawnmower'],['balcony','bridge'],['lava','antimatter']]

print('you need a slap in the face, with a {}, off of a high {}, into a pool of {}'.format(*map(r.choice, o)))

you need a slap in the face, with a chair, off of a high balcony, into a pool of lava

py3

print('Flipping coin...', '*fwoop fwoop*', '*ding ching ching ing*', "it's {}".format(__import__('random').choice(['heads.','tails.'])), sep='\n')

Flipping coin...
*fwoop fwoop*
*ding ching ching ing*
it's heads.

py3

[print(i,'sheep 🐑\n') for i in range(1,6)]

1 sheep 🐑

2 sheep 🐑

3 sheep 🐑

4 sheep 🐑

5 sheep 🐑

py3

X, Y, Z, V = 'burgers', 'burger', None, 'burger'
print('yo dawg, I herd you like {}, so I put a {} in your {} so you can {} while you {}'.format(X, X if not Y else Y, (X if not Y else Y) if not Z else Z, X if not V else V, X if not V else V))

yo dawg, I herd you like burgers, so I put a burger in your burger so you can burger while you burger

py3

q,r,L=abs,print,' ℒ'
class LonamiPity:
 def __init__(s,b):s.b=b;
 def withdraw(s,a):return'No withdrawals!';
 def deposit(s,a):a=q(a);s.b+=a;return'Deposited:'+L,a;
 def bal(s):return'Balance:'+L,s.b;
p=LonamiPity(20);r(p.withdraw(10));r(*p.deposit(25));r(*p.bal());

No withdrawals!
Deposited: ℒ 25
Balance: ℒ 45

py3

q,r,L,N=abs,print,' ℒ','\n'
class LonPity:
 def __init__(s,b):s.b=b
 def w(s,a):return'Cant withdraw',L,a,'!',N
 def d(s,a):a=q(a);s.b+=a;return'Deposited:'+L,a,N
 def c(s):return'Balance:'+L,s.b,N
p=LonPity(100);r(*(*p.c(),*p.w(40),*p.d(25),*p.c()),sep='')

Balance: ℒ100
Cant withdraw ℒ40!
Deposited: ℒ25
Balance: ℒ125