The video was already crazy enough, then the camera zoom took me out 💀

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Bro, what is my weight?

Ah, you better stop eating because if our boss sees this, you are gone!

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In a car pork!

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Boy was like "una mind no go touch ground"

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SOME MATHEMATICAL FACTS ABOUT 2025

1. 2025, itself, is a PERFECT square:
45²

2. It's a product of TWO squares, viz:
9² × 5² = 2025

3. It is the sum of THREE squares, viz:
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025

4. It's the first PERFECT SQUARE after 1936.

5. It's the sum of cubes of all the single digits, from 1 to 9. viz:
1³ + 2³ +...+ 9³ = 2025

Happy New Year guys 🎉🎊

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Wait wait wait, let him cook!

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Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: (sighs and deletes two apps) 😒

Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: But I just deleted two apps!

Playstore: You do not have enough space

Me: Okay, no problem give me back the two apps I just deleted then.

Playstore: Nope, you do not have enough space

Me: 🔫

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The purpose of Maths is to find your ex and ask why.

It is also to find a substitute for the ex!

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LinkedIn is the opposite of Twitter.
In LinkedIn, hot girls write to nerdy guys, and nerdy guys ignore them.

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Dog moves cam so he can steal food 😂😂

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Bro: Can February March?

Me: No, but April May!

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Girls cannot remember where they kept their hairclip they removed from their hair 15 minutes ago but can remember what you said 5 years ago on Thursday the 28th at 11:34am

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I don die 😂 😂 😂

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Mac doesn't support Windows but it support DOS (doors)!

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Did you know there is a phenomenon known as the Thatcher Effect. It is a cognitive illusion where the human brain struggles to recognize facial distortions when the face is upside down. The exact reason for this remains unclear. Simply rotate your phone to see the effect on this image.

#DidYouKnow

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I still had to look twice even after reading the text.

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She said she is waxing my Valentines Day Gift and I thought I was getting a car 🙄

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