Which is faster, heat or cold?

Answer: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

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Jail and prison are the same thing but jailer and prisoner are not!

#DidYouKnow

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Boss: You can't be here. You called in yesterday with a case of COVID-19 virus. You can only come back to work when you have been tested.

Me: I called yesterday that I had a case of Corona and I won't be coming to work. I didn't say anything about any virus 🙄

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The "Dead Horse Theory" is a satirical metaphor that illustrates how some individuals, institutions, or nations handle obvious, unsolvable problems. Instead of accepting reality, they cling to justifying their actions.

The core idea is simple: if you realize you’re riding a dead horse, the most sensible thing to do is dismount and move on.

However, in practice, the opposite often happens. Instead of abandoning the dead horse, people take actions such as:

- Buying a new saddle for the horse.
- Improving the horse’s diet, despite it being dead.
- Changing the rider instead of addressing the real problem.
- Firing the horse caretaker and hiring someone new, hoping for a different outcome.
- Holding meetings to discuss ways to increase the dead horse’s speed.
- Creating committees or task forces to analyse the dead horse problem from every angle. These groups work for months, compile reports, and ultimately conclude the obvious: the horse is dead.
- Justifying efforts by comparing the horse to other similarly dead horses, concluding that the issue was a lack of training.
- Proposing training programs for the horse, which means increasing the budget.
- Redefining the concept of “dead” to convince themselves the horse still has potential.

The Lesson:
This theory highlights how many people and organizations prefer to deny reality, wasting time, resources, and effort on ineffective solutions instead of acknowledging the problem from the start and making smarter, more effective decisions.

What are your thoughts about this theory?

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She is truly an intern 😂

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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

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This generation is stressing God, wahala!

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Can you work here?

For me it's hell to the NO! Imagine say rope just cut, ah!

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If I separate any couples fight again, make I bend. I go gist you later, I dey come.

Make my right eye open first!

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Most useless crocodile of all time.

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When a woman is on her periods and she sit on a table,it becomes periodic table.

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Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Behind every successful man is a woman.

That is because women don't follow unsuccessful men!

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The pessimist sees the tunnel.

The optimist, a light at the end of the tunnel.

The realist sees a train.

And the train driver sees three idiots on the railway track.

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Askhole (n)

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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