There is no force so strong, no adhesion so unbreakable, as a wet foot trying to go through dry underwear.

https://redd.it/1cr8brh

There’s at least 1 person who absolutely despises your favorite artist, no matter how good he is.

Edit: No matter how good THEY are.
(Sorry, i’m not a native english speaker and i was confused).

https://redd.it/1cqz9l7

Many college students have a net worth less than the pencil they are holding

https://redd.it/1crixb2

No matter how old you get, a cool rock will cause a double take.

https://redd.it/1cri7wi

randomly hearing your fav song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your phone

https://redd.it/1crocgn

Despite our modern progress humans never had sex in space ; with the advent of space tourism sex in space will soon become a premium porn hub category

https://redd.it/1crlk0j

People don’t trust clocks anymore unless they’re connected online.

https://redd.it/1crrwe3

People who don't have children are ending a direct line of ancestry that's fought to survive for thousands of years.

If you include evolution your line of ancestors goes back into the millions of years and it all stops if you don't have any children.

https://redd.it/1crz264

All those old science fiction movies where people in the future were communicating through video, were right.

https://redd.it/1crsxqy

The idea of cars must be such mindfuck from an animal's perspective

Here's this gigantic beast with a hard shell-like body, eyes that light up the night, and weird rounded legs that only allow it to travel on dirt or rock like surfaces. When it stops, parts of it's body fold away and a bunch of hairless apes jump out from where there should be organs

https://redd.it/1cs2jnr

People don't get thrown into pools as much as they used to out respect for knowing what it's like not having a cell phone.

https://redd.it/1cs6soh

Being the only continent in the world that doesn't have ants, it's interesting we named it Antarctica...

https://redd.it/1cs5zr8

Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked.

Not my original thought, but definitely resonated 🤣

https://redd.it/1csa994

The fact that Ghandi had no teeth is rarely talked about.

https://redd.it/1cs6bnn

We rarely experience 2 cars at a stop light playing the same song on the radio in sync anymore.

https://redd.it/1csanok

Writers can make a character smart or kind without being being smart or kind themselves, but they cannot make a character funny without actually being funny.

https://redd.it/1cskwku

Life is a dick, it randomly gets hard but it never stays hard forever.

https://redd.it/1csk0np

Most animals show their teeth as a form of aggression but humans do it as a sign of friendliness

https://redd.it/1csmy8b

some men find out how unattractive they are when they start to use dating apps

https://redd.it/1csl57t

Animals don't know that they are named

I know this is pretty self explanatory, But a lion doesn't know he's a lion he just thinks he's an animal.

https://redd.it/1csgbql