Unless a fine is proportional to a person's overall wealth, a fine is only a punishment for poor people.

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Holding a door is helpful. Holding a revolving door is unhelpful.

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Being reborn with all your memories would probably suck for a while. As a baby you are trapped in your mind unable to do much, and as a young kid it would be hard to make friends because you are too mature and intelligent for them, and older people you relate to still won't take you seriously.

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Somewhere, someone you don’t know has an object in their house that they absolutely love because it was regifted by the person you gave it to.

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Trash bag packaging is almost always used in the product it's the packaging for.

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If Rick Moranis' first line in Spaceballs 2 isn't "Somehow, I have returned", I will feel cheated.

https://redd.it/1nqcdsg

Funny how we appear in so many LinkedIn searches, yet still struggle to get a job.

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The Earth has probably not been without a manmade fire since the hominids who first discovered how to make it. A fire has been burning ever since. Also, what if one of the first manmade fires has been kept alive since it was lighted hundreds of thousands of years ago? Passing from torch to torch.

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Maybe the only reason we didn’t die in quicksand is that we were warned about it so often. We might be dooming the next generation by not passing on our vital knowledge.

https://redd.it/1nqwboo

You can’t smell your booger until you pick it despite being in your nose.

https://redd.it/1nr2vax

No matter your age, someone you knew as a baby becoming an adult makes you feel incredibly old.

https://redd.it/1nr6mpy

Living in a van down by the river sounds much more appealing nowadays than Matt Foley made it out to be.

https://redd.it/1nr7h9f

We should celebrate more things done in 2 fell swoops instead of just 1.

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Once people get the option to jack into the matrix, the real world will just be a necessary part of the world that no one will want to visit, like farms or mines of today.

https://redd.it/1nrkrb7

Technically you’re the only person who has been with you for every single second of your life.

https://redd.it/1nrj9n8

Software that can detect swearing in videos would be helpful in locating the part of a dashcam recording that you're looking for.

https://redd.it/1nrya7q

If Rudolf Diesel had a harder last name, diesel fuel could have gotten its very own name.

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It' really messed up that they recommend you sleeping 8 hours a day when the average sleeping cycle is 90 minutes long (8 is not divisible by 1,5).

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We sometimes need to create a raster image of encoded text by screenshotting it in order to highlight and copy the text on our modern mobile devices. This is the exact opposite of how things used to be.

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A lot of at least one generation of US network television viewers grew up with the Meet The Press theme unexpectedly playing being a portent of something bad/scary.

https://redd.it/1nsu58m