Wolverine is uncircumcised.

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"I got 5 on it" is seemingly the only song immune to inflation.

https://redd.it/1nlb5rx

Statistically, half the people reading this are stupider than the other half.

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Your parents become less older than you, proportionally, every year after you’re born.

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If real life had achievements, completionist gamers would be the most active and adventurous people in society.

https://redd.it/1nltg21

People who drive around in an open top convertible have a greater than 0% chance of being pooped on by a bird while driving.

https://redd.it/1nm7od7

The Flight of the Navigator (1986) is Pee-Wee Herman's greatest role.

https://redd.it/1nm0edv

A social media feed that would teach you a topic through scrolling would likely be ultimate learning app.

https://redd.it/1nm7u7p

Every day you survive statistically increases your odds of dying tomorrow.

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Someone shouting out "I'll get it" at home is something most younger people don't know about.

https://redd.it/1nmpi4v

You never really hear people talk about DEFCON levels in movies anymore.

https://redd.it/1nn81o3

There must have been a lot of sore thumbs in the past for it to become a saying.

https://redd.it/1nn8m3a

There's almost certainly a demographic of young people, currently discovering their sexuality in the context of AI-generated porn, developing specific fetishes for the glitchy artifacts and malformed anatomy it produces. There might be a kink-driven demand for crappy AI porn for many years to come.

https://redd.it/1nnfajb

I wonder if dogs naturally get scared at the vet even as pups because with their heightened sense of smell they detect the warnings from other dogs who have been there?

https://redd.it/1no3gel

Technically everybody pees blood all the time. It's just filtered.

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We consider it amazing that ancient bards could memorize whole epics, but then will sing along to dozens or hundreds of songs by heart.

https://redd.it/1no9mz4

Kia should release a new car called the Ora.

https://redd.it/1no3uns

Confidently stating the brand origin of a product leads people to assume it's of higher quality, especially if they're not familiar enough to know whether it actually is. (e.g. "We only serve xxxx Ranch Beef," "We use xxx mattresses for every bed," "We proudly serve xxx coffee.")

https://redd.it/1nofyri

I don't think I'd make a good squirrel. I don't have the self control not to eat my nuts before winter.

https://redd.it/1novn0p

Maybe the rapture did occur, and we all just suck.

https://redd.it/1np28y1