Nibbler from Futurama pooped dark matter that was too heavy for anyone but bender to lift, but everyone carried Nibbler without a problem

https://redd.it/1cd8kg5

Being considered a regular at a restaurant is more acceptable than being considered a regular at the bar.

https://redd.it/1cd8v4s

There has to be a word for when a breeze comes in and tickles your skin

https://redd.it/1cd9b81

Everyone is really skilled at texting and driving. Until they’re not.

https://redd.it/1ccujno

Steve Austin the 6 million dollar man can lift a car with his bionic arm that is attached at the shoulder to his flesh and bone body but his arm doesn't rip clean off

https://redd.it/1cdfdee

Turns out that the smell of freshly cut grass is the grasses way of letting the other grass know that there's danger coming. So the beautiful aroma of freshly cut grass is actually a billion screams for help.

https://redd.it/1cdiumn

It seems like a waste that after wishing we had a third arm at times, all the most advanced robots still just have two arms.

https://redd.it/1cdkw47

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore

https://redd.it/1cdlpa1

There is a possibility that we inherit exact kinks from our parents but we never find out as it’s too awkward to talk about

https://redd.it/1cdn893

Bacteria are constantly pooping inside your mouth and throughout your entire body.

https://redd.it/1cds6cj

Stupid people think facts are propaganda.

https://redd.it/1cdveya

People who brush their teeth twice daily spend more than 24 hours annually just brushing their teeth.

https://redd.it/1cdoid9

Having a suicidal conjoined twin is your worst nightmare

https://redd.it/1ce1pvy

You don’t need to lift your hand to knock a door

https://redd.it/1cdwq81

For all their faults, Boomers left us some excellent rock music

https://redd.it/1ce4tqc

Jocks are people who are nerds about sports.

https://redd.it/1ce9vyi

Everyone hates the rich, but everyone wants to be rich

https://redd.it/1cechqy

Weight loss is a trillion dollar industry for something you can do for free

https://redd.it/1ceec52

Everyone says tax the rich but why not boycott? Some services you can 100% cut out.

I’m not on Twitter, I don’t own a Tesla, I don’t think I net Elon Musk any money. Idk if you don’t like Elon or Bezos just stop using their stuff. (Then tax them anyways)

https://redd.it/1ceiv4m

You never hear about pirating music anymore

https://redd.it/1cek5sb