being tipsy is 10x better than being drunk

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There are exactly two famous people named Homer. One is possibly the most influential poet in history. The other is best known for being a complete idiot.

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An adult who has never had sex is generally considered odd. Going around asking for sex is considered even worse.

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They tell people to get married so they won't die alone, and then half of them die alone anyway because their partner already died.

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One of the nicest, most casual things you can do for someone is give them half a peeled orange

There's just something so universally soothing about the idea of someone sharing the bounty of some mildly inconvenient work.

It's not like peeling an orange is some arduous task, but it does get your fingers a bit fragrant and messy.

There's no guilt involved with the reception of the orange half either; you know that they are eating the other half and will experience the same enjoyment as you.

Some of my most memorable little moments of joy is receiving half a peeled orange from a friend and just shoving the whole sucker in my mouth.

The other memorable moments of my life are giving others the opportunity to shove orange goodness into their mouths.

It's just nice.

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Body dysmorphia also includes people who see their bodies as healthy and in shape but they are not as healthy or as fit as they believe they are

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Both cheeks in our body have a big hole in between them

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At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is

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Truckers will be romanticized like cowboys once self-driving cars take over.

Truckers are modern-day cowboys.

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Having a T Rex coexist with a stegosaurus is actually less accurate than a T rex coexisting with a human being.

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Pornhub has no outro music.

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The money you already have doesn't adjust for inflation

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Everyone loves detectives but hates cops

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People think the Victorian era is earlier than it is

You play through the tail end of the Victorian era in RDR2

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The food industry cheats the law of supply and demand true price discovery by throwing away excess supply instead of discounting it

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there is a very small chance that no coin will ever land on heads ever again

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Funko Pops are Precious Moments figurines for Millenials

The average Funko Pop consumer is 35 years old and has a shelf full of weirdly big headed collectibles that their grand kids won't know what to do with.

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It doesn’t matter which country you’re in, first responders are always heroes

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Maybe dogs like to find and carry sticks because (ancient) humans liked to have sticks

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A mind reader wouldn't be able to read the mind of someone who doesn't have an internal monologue

Bella isn't all that special, it turns out.

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