We spend more total time watching airline safety videos than the videos ever save in human life-years.

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So many websites have an artificial delay when processing input to make you feel something important is happening. But it's simply robbing you of seconds of your life.

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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

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Most people are disgusted by insects touching their food but happily enjoy eating honey, which is made by insects regurgitating nectar into each other's mouths.

https://redd.it/1ktpsvw

All animals are tubes, some just have more fancy stuff around the tube.

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Putting money towards retirement is essentially you giving your future self an allowance.

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Airplane steward(ess) is probably the profession where you - on average - breath in more farts than anyone else.

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There must be so many intended "before" photos we never see because the person didn't lose any weight.

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It seeems silly to adults that kids watch people play games on YouTube instead of playing it themselves which is essentially what adults do when they watch sport.

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Cottages and cabins are similar kinds of dwellings, yet there is no cabin cheese.

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In the veggietales world, a pickle would be a mummified corpse.

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Raising your hand to knock on a door achieves nothing more than knocking with your hand down.

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Most of us live our whole lives surrounded by trees and plants we can’t even name.

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The laws we are expected to live by are never actually spelled out clearly for us at any point, without paying to consult a lawyer with specific questions.

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When a military aircraft does a flyover for the national anthem, they're showing you just how precisely they can time an air attack.

https://redd.it/1kv3yyw

Women chasing beauty often end up making themselves less beautiful.

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Sturgeon's Law (90% of everything is crap) is outdated. In 2025, it's probably more like 95%.

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Our personalities are constantly changing, and so we all die infinite deaths without even realising it.

https://redd.it/1kvbz29

The Indy 500 would be more interesting to non-racing fans if the cars had cute names like in the Kentucky Derby.

https://redd.it/1kv2im3

"Darkest just before the dawn" sounds poetic, but it's actually just flat out not true.

https://redd.it/1kvlpyt