Considering that water absorption is the last stage of digestion, right before expelling waste, a decent chunk of the water currently in your system used to be poop water not long ago.

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You know your close friends and family by whose places you don't think twice about going number two.

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The first horse to be ridden must have been surprised.

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Somewhere between the size of a toilet and the ocean is a body of water with shit in it most find acceptable to wade in.

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Radios are lightbulbs.

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I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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If Timothée Chalamet's Dune and Wonka characters switched places, they would have been successful in overthrowing the Harkonen and chocolate cartel, just accomplished in very different ways.

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Antique shops are stores full of nostalgic stuff for old people.

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Intellectualism has died off because modern life puts too much emphasis on wealth and happiness.

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There must be Millions, if not Billions, of Dollars Worth of Coins Out of Circulation due to Fountains and Wishing Wells all over the world.

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Future archeologists (and treasure-hunters) will have intense love-hate relationships with landfills.

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Buttmuncher used to be an insult in the 90s and now would be a highlight of your Tinder profile.

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Babies probably know and recognise most places from just their ceilings.

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Alchohol presents a far greater danger to the residents of the state of Texas than cannabis.

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As people die and atoms shift around, there might one day be a worm completely made up of atoms that once knew what cosmic horrors and taxes were.

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Dreams feel like internal AI - everything feels like reality but you can tell something is off. Sometimes six fingers or you can fly. People, places, and things morph around in unusual ways. All the details are scraped from past experiences and the information one has consumed over their lifetime.

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Not gonna lie. Some days I feel like a few trips to the psych ward might benefit me.

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Hamburgers should be called Tidy Joes.

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The NSA probably knows the top commenter on the entire internet.

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We’re pretty lucky that the inside of our body itch isn’t a thing.

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