There are a lot more cats named Tom than mice named Jerry.

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There is a chance that the sensitivity of testicles is a product of evolution. The cavemen who were not as protective took damage thus lowered their chances to reproduce. Was there a breed of numb balls at some point?

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Statistically speaking, the most common final words men across history have heard before dying are probably "I love you" or "Fire".

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If your life flashed before your eyes it would look like a strobe light because of how much you sleep.

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Testicles can turn a man on and off depending on how hard they’re touched.

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Every glass of water you drink carries an avalanche of molecules that once sloshed through a dinosaur.

https://redd.it/1lff47l

Front lawns are mostly just for show.

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Everyone should have to experience a simulation of what going through a crash on the highways feels like before they get a license.

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It’s weird how TV episodes usually have names but TV seasons never do.

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Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.

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Funny how the folks who can start a nuclear war are the ones with cozy bunkers ready to ride it out.

https://redd.it/1lhomqi

Supercar owners spend more money not driving their vehicles than they do driving them.

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If Pinocchio said that his nose grew every time he told the truth, he could've lied to everyone.

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The definition of salad--"a dish consisting of mixed ingredients"--is so broad that any food with more than one ingredient could be considered a salad.

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We might have actual living mammoths before we set foot on Mars.

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When you wake up to roll over in bed, it's like changing the channels on the dreams you're having.

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Why don't they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after?

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If you were born before Sep. 16, 1983, your birth is closer to WWII (Pearl Harbor) than to today.

https://redd.it/1ljatpz

The US administration’s immigration enforcement seems like a massive, real world Stanford Prison Experiment where immigrants are the prisoners and ICE are the guards.

https://redd.it/1lk59f8

We are living in the good old days of chatbots and artificial intelligence.

https://redd.it/1lkbzqh