The next cheating couple caught on a jumbotron is going to get away by playing it off as a joke.

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Altitude is measurable on any planet or moon, but very few use sea level as the reference point.

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You have already walked past someone who will appear in your dreams years from now, and you would not know why.

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Babies being so helpless is a real flex for humans as apex predators.

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You can tell how cool Ozzy Osbourne was toward his fans by the constant stream of "heres a picture of me and Ozzy!" posts we have been seeing...

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Your future self is a stranger you’re slowly getting to know.

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Despite how loathed criminals generally are, they are, ironically, also responsible for the creation of millions of jobs around the world, from police officers, prison guards, and loss prevention staff to locksmiths, cybersecurity specialists, and legal professionals.

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We could do a lottery where we sample the sewers, and the first person to get a DNA match wins a prize.

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Two deaths of celebrities with alliterative names who had reality shows about their families within one week. Someone better keep an eye on those Kardashians.

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When I die, someone is going to have to cancel all of my subscriptions.

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Research studies never say ‘no more research is required’.

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If The River Styx runs its ferry service weekly, Hogan, Theo and Ozzy might be on the same boat.

https://redd.it/1m8fmlh

If tomatoes are fruits, is ketchup jam?

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It's easy to look down on bystanders of history. Until you realize you've become one yourself. Then suddenly there are excuses for it.

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When a movie character becomes obsolete in the grand scheme of the plot, they rarely retire or move away peacefully. Instead, they often vanish dramatically.

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If your username ends in 68, everyone will assume you’re 57 years old. But if you were one year older or younger, everyone would assume you were 13.

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Pictures of people who have polydactyly will automatically be labeled as AI generated.

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I wonder if people with names that contain the letters I and l prefer serif fonts over sans serif fonts...

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While younger generations may miss out on the benefits of physical movie media, they will also never have to deal with the frustration of fullscreen (pan and scan) vs widescreen.

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We don’t want to re-live tragedies but we’ll make movies about them.

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