No matter what it is, if humans have eaten it for food, someone has (or has at least tried) to make bread out of it.

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Waking up when your body is done sleeping, not when a machine tells you to, is a profound privilege that many of us won't get to enjoy as adults.

https://redd.it/1o64mn6

How do we know that pet food actually tastes good?

https://redd.it/1o63cvi

Every act of evil was committed by someone who was once a cute little innocent infant and baby.

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There have probably been multiple times that an animal was born with a game-changing mutation only to be killed by something outside of its control.

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When you jump up and down, you don’t jump down.

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I grew up when £1 was the perfect drink-or-snack amount. You could get a big drink, a big snack, or a bit of both, and it was a single coin. Kids today don’t have a nice, round “£1 amount” anymore.

https://redd.it/1o7dlqy

The universe became aware of itself (via life) by eating itself.

https://redd.it/1o6ulqp

The youngest photo of you is also the oldest photo of you.

https://redd.it/1o7hqi4

At any given time, we are all one sphincter failure away from humiliation.

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I wonder if kids these days know to cut the plastic packaging around cans to save the sea turtles now that those ads don’t run anymore.

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Accidentally falling from a height is a bimodal curve as it relates to pain and suffering; low height does little to no damage, a height that does permanent damage, and very high height that causes a painless and quick death.

https://redd.it/1o81geq

A dinner knife is actually really hard to hurt yourself with, and it probably took a lot of revision for the design today to be this foolproof.

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Every message is a message from a dying person.

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There's probably countless combinations of three people such that you are the only person in the world who has met all three people.

https://redd.it/1o88t8j

The first people to ever hook up who met online were most likely scientists.

https://redd.it/1o8ka50

Out of all the eras to be born into, I'm glad it's one with toilet paper.

https://redd.it/1o8orur

If we’re all made of stardust formed billions of years ago then the atoms that make you might have once belonged to a dinosaur, a rock, or even an alien species light years away. In a way, you’ve existed for billions of years and will keep existing until the end of the universe.

https://redd.it/1o8rajr

There is an absolute dazzling amount of rotations every day: cars, hard disks, bullets, clocks.

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Everything tangible will eventually fail. No exceptions.

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