One good thing about sticking your foot in your mouth all the time is that you can rely on some new terrible thing you said helping you forget about the terrible thing you said that you're obsessing over now.



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Farmers can eat mass produced food made from homegrown ingredients.



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A lot of furniture designing is limited by the size of doors.



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When exercising, fat gets broken down into component parts and the carbon from it gets breathed out. Losing weight is difficult because it's at a molecular level.



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Unlike other content on YouTube, music videos tend to see their view counts increase consistently over time.



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One day in the future, “Do you smoke?” will mean marijuana by default, not nicotine.



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You can tell a restaurant is too loud when you start reading lips without realizing it.



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The rise of committee-made media and AI-generated garbage in the 21st century may be the in-universe explanation for why science fiction like “Star Trek” and “The Orville” seem to fixate on 20th-century music and films.



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Documentaries all take place in the same shared universe.



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I think it’s unusual that no standardized literary way to write the submissive “I don’t know” hum that children (and some adults) often mumble has ever caught on, considering how old and common it is.



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Assuming the banking system stayed up after a zombie apocalypse, anyone with recurring payments through their bank would have a real hard time trying to stop them.



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The movie Free Willy was a pro-abolitionist story produced with slave labor.



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The Winnie the Pooh story where Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's front door glossed over how Pooh was forced to do his business in Rabbit's living room, and Rabbit had to clean it up.



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When the movie is better than the book, you never even know the movie is from a book.



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Do YouTube videos get long and repetitive because people don't pay attention or do people not pay attention because videos are long and repetetive?



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Presence sometimes requires mindfulness and always negates it.



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Aliens are commonly thought of or depicted as naked, but they would likely require a spacesuit of sorts, just like humans do.



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There are no left handed pianos.



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From the patient’s perspective, a surgery under general anesthesia never actually happened.



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If we do live in a simulation, the RAM shortages happening right now must be super ironic for a computer that can run the universe.



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