Conversations are in second-person.



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Cats are probably very confused about why their human disappears for 8+ hours a day without returning with food.



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Descendants of medieval criminals are lucky those occupations didn't become last names like Baker or Miller, etc.



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Life can be viewed as naturally occurring "nanotech".



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It’s weird how blue light filter glasses became mainstream before we ever proved they actually help.



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Mass layoffs don't just take away jobs — they increase competition for the remaining ones.



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With AI and AR becoming as good as it is has, as fast as it has; at some point we will be unable to distinguish it from actual reality. At that point, psychiatrists are going to be working overtime, because nobody is going to be able to tell if they are actually in the real world or not.



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It’s possible to suck on your own mouth.



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Considering Earth's reality, if we ever manage to access an alien civilization’s internet‑like system, we would mostly find alien porn.



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Humans evolved a larynx optimized for speech, even though it makes choking more likely than in other mammals, because cooperation through language saved more lives than the anatomy cost.



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There is an inky-black ichor bubbling beneath the earth's surface, composed of the congealed remains of the ancient dead, whose burning power can realize all of mankind's dreams, at the cost of slowly suffocating our world and returning it to its primordial state.



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At some point, good memories stop being comfort and start being contrast.



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We are all weirdly okay with computer cameras needing a way to cover the lens.



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There are probably a few royal chefs who got killed because of cilantro.



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Comedy is here to make us forget we’re going to die, drama is here to remind us we’re going to die.



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The difference between a space heater and an air fryer is the size of the room.



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Reflecting on the accuracy of a memory makes it less accurate.



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There are probably a non-zero number of people on Earth that don’t know water can freeze solid.



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Statistically speaking, someone is the unluckiest person on the planet.



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There is a good chance that the only thing stopping undersea cities from existing is the relatively short lifespan of octopuses.



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