There is a good chance that the only thing stopping undersea cities from existing is the relatively short lifespan of octopuses.



https://redd.it/1qtxm19
@r_Showerthoughts

Odysseus expects the Spanish Inquisition.



https://redd.it/1qx55lj
@r_Showerthoughts

With the internet becoming more and more AI by the day, parents sending their kids to summer camps to get away from the internet might become more frequent.



https://redd.it/1qx8g1q
@r_Showerthoughts

The adult version of finding out Santa isn't real, is finding out a childhood hero is actually a bad person.



https://redd.it/1qxepd6
@r_Showerthoughts

Illegal activities most often involve some sort of penetration.



https://redd.it/1qxgf0v
@r_Showerthoughts

It must really suck to be the guy processing all the ColoGuard tests.



https://redd.it/1qxm0az
@r_Showerthoughts

You don't "Bite down" on anything. Your muscles cause your jaw to come up to the top teeth which are essentially fixed in place. But no one ever says "Bite up."



https://redd.it/1qxpr74
@r_Showerthoughts

In the advent of wearables, it is now technically feasible for someone to live out their life and be able to view their ‘stats’ at the end.



https://redd.it/1qy4due
@r_Showerthoughts

Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he knows how to repair all the dead Wall-E’s around him but chooses not to.



https://redd.it/1qykiaf
@r_Showerthoughts

It's absurd we accept rock losing to paper just because "paper covers rock."



https://redd.it/1qz0au3
@r_Showerthoughts

Approximately half of all six-sided die rolls have been a prime number.



https://redd.it/1qyu0lo
@r_Showerthoughts

For people who contribute enough to their 401k, at some brief instant it will be worth $401k.



https://redd.it/1qydhc2
@r_Showerthoughts

People who have pets may feed them with animals that other people consider pets.



https://redd.it/1qydln4
@r_Showerthoughts

One good thing about sticking your foot in your mouth all the time is that you can rely on some new terrible thing you said helping you forget about the terrible thing you said that you're obsessing over now.



https://redd.it/1qynwwm
@r_Showerthoughts

Farmers can eat mass produced food made from homegrown ingredients.



https://redd.it/1qy432b
@r_Showerthoughts

A lot of furniture designing is limited by the size of doors.



https://redd.it/1qzktwf
@r_Showerthoughts

When exercising, fat gets broken down into component parts and the carbon from it gets breathed out. Losing weight is difficult because it's at a molecular level.



https://redd.it/1qzl4pv
@r_Showerthoughts

Unlike other content on YouTube, music videos tend to see their view counts increase consistently over time.



https://redd.it/1qzzdj0
@r_Showerthoughts

One day in the future, “Do you smoke?” will mean marijuana by default, not nicotine.



https://redd.it/1r0aue4
@r_Showerthoughts

You can tell a restaurant is too loud when you start reading lips without realizing it.



https://redd.it/1r0jezm
@r_Showerthoughts