The emotion of feeling shocked would have made no sense prior to the discovery of electricity.

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If someone is cooler than you, then you're hotter than them.

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For trolls in HTTYD to steal only the left sock, they would need to know which sock is worn on the left foot per person.

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The twist was once considered provocative but now it's a normal dance move. We'll probably see grandmas twerking at weddings in 50 years.

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Only the most social and the most asocial people can say they're the most social person they know.

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In 2026 the release of Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Arc (1981) will be as distant (45yrs) as the period depicted in that movie (1936). An 80s movie would be to us what a 30s movie was to them…

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Few things are as universal to the modern human experience as hiding in the bathroom for a few minutes to escape the monotony of the workday.

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Calling somebody “a grinch” should be a compliment that means they exhibited great personal growth.

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Everyone is very briefly the world record holder of youngest person alive.

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It would devastate almost everyone to learn that kinks are genetically inherited.

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Men's public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall.

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We celebrate every birthday except our actual birthday.

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With it being the deadliest conflict in human history, I wonder if the planet felt emptier, quieter, after World War II.

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Everyone in the world could blink at the same time, but no one would know because everyone's eyes are closed.

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Spiders control their limbs with blood pressure. Therefore they walk with leg-erections.

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The older you get, the more dead people appear in your dreams.

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For many American children, the McDonald’s Happy Meal was their first blind box.

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A person's peak height is only known in hindsight.

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Romeo and Juliet is set during a gang war.

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2007 is closer to the '80s than it is to today.

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