New houses are huge, yet families aren't bigger, and technology has reduced our space needs.



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The Microsoft Teams hand raise emojis should all have the same skin tone since the palm faces the viewer.



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I’m just intelligent enough to know that I’m not really that intelligent.



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Cavemen either bit their toenails themselves or had a mate/clansmen bite them to keep them trimmed.



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The average relationship fails.



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It’s actually objectively easier to eat sushi with a fork—we’re just using chopsticks for the vibes.



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We already have a form of universal basic income, it just relies on someone becoming desperate enough to commit a crime.



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MK Ultra wasn’t a failure because mind control is fictional. They just didn’t have social media and big data at the time.



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We don’t die during our lifetime.



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In the same way “library of congresses” is the measure of information for the media, “golfballs” is the measure of size for hail.



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The sound you make for“CH” combines both the “T” and “SH” sounds.



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A good round of applause shouldn't have everyone clapping at the same beat.



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Life on Earth is a consequence of persistent chemical disequilibrium, especially the coexistence of free oxygen and methane in the atmosphere, which necessitates biological intermediaries to sustain and process this non-equilibrium state.



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The majority of the world is not at war, but is still significantly affected by the wars.



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Dogs are participating in a perpetual game of “Capture the Flag”, but with pee.



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You can never miss your turn on a roundabout because it's always coming up ahead.



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Because of the internet, a song that would be totally silent on the radio due to 100% profanity would make millions due to youth curiosity.



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No one seems to call the current decade “The Twenties.”



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Broadcasters don’t sound like they once did.



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The volume of a car stereo tends to be inversely proportional to the driver's music taste.



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