The IRS knows exactly what you owe but makes you pay a middleman to figure it out yourself.



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Being tired as a kid meant sleep would fix it. Being tired as an adult can mean you need a different life.



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It’d be strange to eat five tortillas in one sitting, but fry them and nobody bats an eye at a bag of corn chips.



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As you have group chats that have specific people excluded, so are there group chats with you specifically excluded (probably).



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Certain superheroes should be okay to drive without seatbelts.



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You have to learn multiplication before you can count to 100 in French.



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The global moth population was likely much higher before humans mastered fire.



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They should have days in the museum where all the paintings are flipped upside down. For a different perspective.



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Why do we call small local stores "Mom 'n' Pop's" when "Pop 'n' Mom's" has a better ring to it?



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A gold medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3 billion people. A bronze medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3 billion people.



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Everything smells like snot. You're just used to it.



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Missions to the moon used to unite and inspire great swathes of humanity. This time it feels like hardly anyone cares and we're all just focussed on the next global disaster.



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Do I actually like turkey or do I like it's consistency in combination with gravy and mashed potatoes?



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Trying to change others is in fact very selfish.



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The 'moon illusion' (where the moon looks up to 3x larger near the horizon) was the 'earth illusion' for a few humans yesterday.



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Removing the headphone jack has probably decimated the selfie stick industry.



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Wisdom used to come with age because stupid people used to die early.



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Tipping can be seen as a tax on the empathetic.



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It's possible the best day of your life has already passed.



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An intersection with flashing yellow lights is where traffic laws disappear and your personality drives.



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