Missions to the moon used to unite and inspire great swathes of humanity. This time it feels like hardly anyone cares and we're all just focussed on the next global disaster.



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Do I actually like turkey or do I like it's consistency in combination with gravy and mashed potatoes?



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Trying to change others is in fact very selfish.



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The 'moon illusion' (where the moon looks up to 3x larger near the horizon) was the 'earth illusion' for a few humans yesterday.



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Removing the headphone jack has probably decimated the selfie stick industry.



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Wisdom used to come with age because stupid people used to die early.



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Tipping can be seen as a tax on the empathetic.



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It's possible the best day of your life has already passed.



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An intersection with flashing yellow lights is where traffic laws disappear and your personality drives.



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One of the biggest Hollywood lies is how detectives work almost non stop 24/7 to crack some murder cases.



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Kermit the Frog would be creepy with smooth frog skin.



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"That was the old me" refers to your past self, "when I'm old" refers to your future self.



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A shopping cart with one bad wheel can turn a normal errand into a personality test.



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Despite being the most expensive home ever built, the astronauts in the ISS do not pay rent.



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The McDonald's CEO can redeem himself by going on Hot Ones.



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Old dads had a drawer full of wires. Today's dads have a drawer full of USB cables.



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It's somewhat unfair to Achilles, a great warrior and hero, that he is now best known for his one mortal weakness.



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If AI behaves as if its sapient, we could consider the robot uprising to coincide with a (philosophical) zombie apocalypse.



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The Moon Illusion became the Earth Illusion for the Artemis II crew.



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Humans are wild, untamed animals to aliens; that's why they don't contact us. They just watch a safari (Earth). We are as dangerous as wild panthers (only not as smart).



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