The loudest sound in the universe might be a star exploding, and no one will ever hear it.

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It is hard to describe a thread called #gaming without context, since the definition of game is largely dependent on the audience in this case.

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Humans cut down big bird houses to build little bird houses.

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It would be less annoying to most if all these people self censoring in content now adays used cockney rhyming slang.

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Not many people have ever actually searched for a needle in a haystack.

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More phone calls are made by telemarketers and autodiallers today than people sincerely trying to reach out to other people.

https://redd.it/1ngaitm

To fall asleep, you must first pretend to be asleep.

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Rose only loved Jack because he didn't live long enough to disappoint her.

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People who rent storage lockers probably end up paying several times the cost of the contents.

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Multiple choice tests having a "don't know" option that provides a fractional point would reward honesty and let teachers know where students need help!

https://redd.it/1ngynt8

A planned encore isn't really an encore, it's just part of the set.

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Every time someone farts while walking, the force of the fart saves their legs and infinitesimal bit of energy.

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If you know you're alone in the middle of the night it's not really scary. It's the "what if I'm not alone" that makes it scary

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Saying “you’re quite self-aware” is a unique and fool proof compliment. If they are, they’ll agree. If they’re not, they won’t realize.

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The ability to Google things instantly on my phone has probably saved me weeks of my life that would have otherwise been spent arguing with people about trivial facts.

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You know you moved on from someone when you delete their pics just to free up storage.

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Sitting at a bar, staring at a pay to charge your phone kiosk and thinking, is this what payphones have become?

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Today is 9/16/25 or (3x3) (4x4) (5x5) and how often does that happen! I love Numbers!

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Online communities could altruistically choose to popularize random people in poverty and make a surge of memes about them periodically to raise them out of poverty.

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If the sentient cars in the movie 'Cars' depict other vehicles like tractors as 'animals' (cows), then they must have spontaneously and rapidly evolved as a species within the last 100 years, with Lizzie being one of the original propegators as horses/carriages must not have existed at all.

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