It's weird how "having the Devil's luck" considered a good thing, considering how things have generally gone for him.

https://redd.it/1p40u9r

Any alien observer would conclude that toothpaste must be the most valuable substance on our planet. As a species we are so wasteful of any and all resources - except when it comes to toothpaste, of which we collectively refuse to waste a single drop.

https://redd.it/1p4jaf7

I've met people with the given name Spring, Summer, and Autumn, but never someone named Winter.

https://redd.it/1p51z4h

The number of zombies found in an office is probably indirectly proportional to how generous that company was with sick leave.

https://redd.it/1p5ihzk

If a man can impregnate 9 women every day for 9 months, that's 2430 pregnancies. If a woman can only get pregnant once even if she sleeps with 9 men every day for 9 months, that's 1 pregnancy. Therefore, birth control is targeting the wrong gender.

https://redd.it/1p3u7oy

People who use em dashes regularly in their writing might be the most underrated victims of the ChatGPT/Al boom.

https://redd.it/1p65vip

Life would be so much easier as a periodic cicada. Eat tree roots for 13/17 years. Scream. Fuck. Die.

https://redd.it/1p676a2

Your image of yourself is certainly wrong somehow, but you don't know what you're wrong about, and in some ways you never will.

https://redd.it/1p6h203

Bunkers are our modern equivalent to castles. Castles were built for protection against the war technology of the time. Bunkers are built for protection against the war technology of our time. Therefore, bunkers are our modern equivalent to castles.

https://redd.it/1p6v1bz

While initially seeming nonsensical, it actually makes total sense that those with expired registration, missing license plates, etc. tend to drive the most erratically and recklessly.

https://redd.it/1p6zuun

We happen to exist in a tiny sliver of human history where we both have AI, and we can still tell when something was made by AI.

https://redd.it/1p7bqwa

Reindeers will change their eye color from brown to blue in the winter to help see in low light conditions. Making it Rudolph's eyes and not his red nose that helped santa that night.

https://redd.it/1p7b9xm

An AI saying "I'm afraid I can't do that" has gone from menacing to disappointing.

https://redd.it/1p7qd26

With sufficient imagination, any wizard or witch could live their entire life in the Room of Requirement.

https://redd.it/1p8bv5u

If the universe is deterministic without free will, even sandbox computer games are in fact linear.

https://redd.it/1p970si

0% of natural numbers have been spoken aloud.

https://redd.it/1p9blju

Child's third birthday is like teenager's 18th/21th. Lots of toys are marked "not for children under age of 3", so it opens a whole new world to them.

https://redd.it/1p9oazk

The outcome of the card game 'War' is determined as soon as the deck is shuffled.

https://redd.it/1p9rt0v

In the universe, poop is way more rare than diamonds.

https://redd.it/1p9tqzx

AI may eventually replace the job of the person who originally made the decision to use AI.

https://redd.it/1p9ycjg