A group chat named after you is the one you’re least likely to be in.

https://redd.it/1ll08po

Humans are the pinnacle apex predator on the planet and yet the majority of us would not be able to survive in nature for more than a few weeks.

https://redd.it/1ll3san

Anything you've ever done is a canonical part of human history.

https://redd.it/1ll2zrf

People swallow tiny bits of themselves (and each other) all the time. Therefore, the taboo of cannibalism isn't about whether or not you eat human; it's about how much human you eat.

https://redd.it/1lkyqnu

If knowledge is power, how come that idiots are in charge of the world?

https://redd.it/1llhd80

The last thing you feel when you get your head cut off is often your head smashing into the ground, not your head getting cut off.

https://redd.it/1llux1u

As a rich person, Harrison Ford probably owns a lot of things that Indiana Jones would say belong in a museum.

https://redd.it/1llscm4

Iridescent clothes are perceived as childish, but medieval royalty would kill to monopolize the right to wear them.

https://redd.it/1llxde5

You can experience every single modern humans’ lifetime consecutively and still barely reach the expected lifetime of a red dwarf star.

https://redd.it/1llt070

If reincarnation is real, there must be a maximum "stock" of people alive at the same time.

https://redd.it/1lm8uqr

Teenagers and adults finding each other gross is a feature, not a bug.

https://redd.it/1lmdl3h

If puberty is confusing for humans, metamorphosis must be extremely confusing for caterpillars.

https://redd.it/1lmivwe

Generative AI would make it way easier for supernatural entities to hide their existence in an era of smartphones and social media.

https://redd.it/1lmdudy

During your life you will walk by, drive by, sit near and occupy the same rooms with hundreds of thousands of people that you will never meet.

https://redd.it/1lmr96l

Sperm donation is human pollination.

https://redd.it/1lmlx8w

My watch history has gone from shows where kids act like adults to adults acting like kids.

https://redd.it/1ln1usy

There are no nights in outer space.

https://redd.it/1lnh1lf

If dogs sweated like human beings, they probably would not be popular pets.

https://redd.it/1lnjh5t

All old people are orphans.

https://redd.it/1lnrhb6

When a person is doing baby talk to a baby, you are witnessing the best part of that human being.

https://redd.it/1lnxxmv