New project 25% complete. Releasing middle of this month. Serialized podcast. Art coming soon.
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  For what itβs worth I havenβt emailed anyone βwall textsβ (or any texts) about Ukraine so if anyoneβs getting them from someone purporting to be me, it isnβt. π€
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  The best part of American collapse is how bribery becomes more common. My tires wonβt be ready until closing time? Andrew Jackson says otherwise
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  This video is the cure for modernism (if you never hear an elk bugle IRL youβre not gonna make it) https://youtu.be/OVL3MYasc-k
  
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  Elk Bugle up close.
  Tiny little guy but comes within 6 Yards of me so pretty fun..  Fun to have them bugling that close on camera...
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  Netflix losing subscribers isnβt surprising considering a membership is just you paying $18/mo to scroll past things youβll never watch just to re-watch Trailer Park Boys for the fifth time
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  Signing up to drive for Uber Eats so when people ask what you do you can say βI driveβ while chewing a free toothpick
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  Litterbugs at the Worst People In The World Competition when their next opponent is journalists: πππ
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  βBitcoin is absolutely over this time,β nervously says the somehow still no-coin hodling seething financial commentator
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  Putting my retirement entirely into Games Workshop stock. Warhammer 401k
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